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Post by stuart @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:22 pm

I have a little white cyst on my lower back.

Are these easy to remove, I've tried squeezing it to burst it but nothing happens, it seems impossible to burst as it's quite hard.

If I were to go to the doctors, would he/she be able to lop it off there and then ?

What causes them ?
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Re: Cysts

Post by Tumescent Acorn @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:39 pm

Try putting a sharp pin into a flame (to sterilise it) and then pricking it.

What comes out ?
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Re: Cysts

Post by stuart @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:40 pm

911 newbie wrote:Try putting a sharp pin into a flame (to sterilise it) and then pricking it.

What comes out ?


The one time I managed to break it, which took a lot of effort but surprisingly no pain, and it was like whiteish / greyish gunk.

I don't know what it was.
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Re: Cysts

Post by Turntable @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:24 pm

What makes you think cyst rather than boil/abcess/spot/cock?
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Re: Cysts

Post by Turntable @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:24 pm

Turntable wrote:What makes you think cyst rather than boil/abcess/spot/cock?


Oh, and is the gunk hard or liquid?
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Re: Cysts

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:30 pm

Has he been pumped so full of spunk that it's oozing out of his skin now?
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Re: Cysts

Post by stuart @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:46 pm

Turntable wrote:What makes you think cyst rather than boil/abcess/spot/cock?


*shrug*

Consults medical journal.

Boil - These are normally red aren't they ? This isn't red, it's white.
Abcess - Guess it could be this. I don't really know what an abcess is. But abcess sounds sore and this isn't sore.
Spot - It's not a spot. Again spots are red and come to a head, this isn't a head. It's just a like a little white pea under my skin.
Cock - Guess it could be this too.

The gunk is pasty.
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Re: Cysts

Post by stuart @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:46 pm

Il Duce wrote:Has he been pumped so full of spunk that it's oozing out of his skin now?


That would be a great super power. Ooze spunk at my enemies!
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Re: Cysts

Post by Boo @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:58 pm

Had one of these once, very hard to squeeze but I persevered. It was like toothpaste, I think.
Doc told me off (had to go in the end to get it all out) for DIYing, gave me a prescription to numb the area and to go back to have it completely cut out.
Go see your doctor, stu.

I've just grossed myself out.
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Re: Cysts

Post by DI Burnside @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:13 pm

I cut out a stitch from my ballsack, you should be man enough dig that fcuker out using whatever is on you're desk !
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Re: Cysts

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:58 pm

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Re: Cysts

Post by Turntable @ Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:02 am

DI Burnside wrote:I cut out a stitch from my ballsack, you should be man enough dig that fcuker out using whatever is on you're desk !



THe fcuk? What the hell were you doing with a stitch in your scrotum in the first place?
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Re: Cysts

Post by Boo @ Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:08 am

I wasn't being serious!
I'm a lady (apparently).
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Re: Cysts

Post by Turntable @ Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:10 am

Thank Christ for that

>resumes masturbating<
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Re: Cysts

Post by DI Burnside @ Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:40 am

Turntable wrote:
DI Burnside wrote:I cut out a stitch from my ballsack, you should be man enough dig that fcuker out using whatever is on you're desk !



THe fcuk? What the hell were you doing with a stitch in your scrotum in the first place?


I had the snip a few years back and one of the stitches didn't dissolve.
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