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Sick list

Post by DI Burnside @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:35 am

Can we have a quick role call of what's wrong with who and the current status please, I can't keep up.

DS, cancer, WIN !
GN, cancer, WIN !
DIB, satsuma in head, ongoing
AC, fcuked back, ongoing
HGL, fcuked back, ongoing
Thorn, spastic heart, ongoing
Cloggy, falling over, ongoing
AS, undisclosed, in testing
Moog, kidney stones, ongoing

Anyone else ?

Quote and update as usual.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Il Duce @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:08 am

DS, cancer, WIN !
GN, cancer, WIN !
DIB, satsuma in head, ongoing
AC, fcuked back, ongoing
HGL, fcuked back, ongoing
Thorn, spastic heart, ongoing
Cloggy, falling over, ongoing
AS, undisclosed, in testing
Moog, kidney stones, ongoing
Steve75, Heart problems, Dead.
Lapis, Lesbianism, Ongoing.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Anotherconvert @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:09 am

I'm still doped out of my nut most of the day.

Had an MRI, waiting on what the outcome of that is - the MRI isn't nhs but run by an outside contractor who can't see the pictures. What use is that if something 'emergency bad' is seen?

So far I have decided that even worse than the back pain and bollock ache, is the constipation. Shitting every three days or so is not to be recommended.

On another note, we had a family meal at the weekend and I decided I would have a glass of wine. I was twatted by the time I finished my first glass.
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Re: Sick list

Post by thekungfury @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:13 am

DS, cancer, WIN !
GN, cancer, WIN !
DIB, satsuma in head, ongoing
AC, fcuked back, ongoing
HGL, fcuked back, ongoing
Thorn, spastic heart, ongoing
Cloggy, falling over, ongoing
AS, undisclosed, in testing
Moog, kidney stones, ongoing
Steve75, Heart problems, just unlucky
Lapis, Lesbianism, ongoing
TKF, goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, ongoing
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Re: Sick list

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:14 am

GN, cancer, WIN !
DIB, satsuma in head, ongoing
AC, fcuked back, ongoing
HGL, fcuked back, ongoing
Thorn, spastic heart, ongoing
Cloggy, falling over, ongoing
AS, undisclosed, in testing
Moog, kidney stones, ongoing
Steve75, Heart problems, just unlucky
Lapis, Lesbianism, ongoing
TKF, goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, ongoing
2M hungover overhung
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Re: Sick list

Post by Anotherconvert @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:16 am

Teeks, you do know that -Rex was found to have the smallest cock in relation to size of all dinosaurs?
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Re: Sick list

Post by thekungfury @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:19 am

Anotherconvert wrote:Teeks, you do know that -Rex was found to have the smallest cock in relation to size of all dinosaurs?

But boy did he hammer it home. And who is going to stop him?
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Re: Sick list

Post by Paul H @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:26 am

Non-Hodgkins lymphoema in 1999. Chemotherapy, five years of follow up. All good. Returned in 2009. Chemo and a stem cell transplant. So far, so good. Hosp appt today and hoping they'll move the next check-up to annual. Never give in, never surrender. fcuk cancer.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Cloggy @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:43 am

Doctor halved my beta blocker prescription, no more falling over. :thumbup:
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Re: Sick list

Post by The Dragon Slayer @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:51 am

How many members are there on here, and how many of us are busy telling nature to fcuk off and leave us alone? There seems to be a high proportion of quite ill/cursed folk on here.....
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Re: Sick list

Post by Boo @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:11 pm

GN, cancer, WIN !
DIB, satsuma in head, ongoing
AC, fcuked back, ongoing
HGL, fcuked back, ongoing
Thorn, spastic heart, ongoing
Cloggy, falling over, ongoing
AS, undisclosed, in testing
Moog, kidney stones, ongoing
Steve75, Heart problems, just unlucky
Lapis, Lesbianism, ongoing
TKF, goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, ongoing
2M hungover overhung belly
Boo, arse tumour, win!; high bp, ongoing
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Re: Sick list

Post by DI Burnside @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:50 pm

Cloggy wrote:Doctor halved my beta blocker prescription, no more falling over. :thumbup:


:thumbup:
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Re: Sick list

Post by deev @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:38 pm

I have a slight cold.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Turntable @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:55 pm

TKF wrote:
Anotherconvert wrote:Teeks, you do know that -Rex was found to have the smallest cock in relation to size of all dinosaurs?

But boy did he hammer it home. And who is going to stop him?



Couldn't even masturbate. His cock was more or less redundant hence extinction
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Re: Sick list

Post by Tumescent Acorn @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:11 pm

GN, cancer, WIN !
DIB, satsuma in head, ongoing
AC, fcuked back, ongoing
HGL, fcuked back, ongoing
Thorn, spastic heart, ongoing
Cloggy, falling over, ongoing
AS, undisclosed, in testing
Moog, kidney stones, ongoing
Steve75, Heart problems, just unlucky
Lapis, Lesbianism, ongoing
TKF, goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, ongoing
2M hungover overhung belly
Boo, arse tumour, win!; high bp, ongoing
Tumescent Acorn, terrible piles


Boo - arse tumour ?? ....explains much.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Boo @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:06 pm

Tumescent Acorn wrote:GN, cancer, WIN !
DIB, satsuma in head, ongoing
AC, fcuked back, ongoing
HGL, fcuked back, ongoing
Thorn, spastic heart, ongoing
Cloggy, falling over, ongoing
AS, undisclosed, in testing
Moog, kidney stones, ongoing
Steve75, Heart problems, just unlucky
Lapis, Lesbianism, ongoing
TKF, goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, ongoing
2M hungover overhung belly
Boo, arse tumour, win!; high bp, ongoing
Tumescent Acorn, terrible piles


Boo - arse tumour ?? ....explains much.

Colon, actually. Was very lucky.

Your avatar well makes up for your name! :-)
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Re: Sick list

Post by deev @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:18 pm

deev wrote:I have a slight cold.

its gone
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Re: Sick list

Post by Paul H @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:21 pm

Bloods ok. Back in 6 months...
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Re: Sick list

Post by Dirk @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:33 pm

I've been given the all clear.

So it appears I have not been contaminated by the CTF gingers
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Re: Sick list

Post by Freddie @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:35 pm

deev wrote:
deev wrote:I have a slight cold.

its gone


Good.
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Re: Sick list

Post by span @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:36 pm

Boo wrote:Colon, actually. Was very lucky.

Your avatar well makes up for your name! :-)

Really, Boo? Bloody hell. And I thought you must be hard to get all those tattoos. I've upgraded you to double-hard.

I agree with you on Acorn's avatar. I'm not mad on the name (because I keep mistaking it for TT) but the avatar is appropriately sweet.

Paul H wrote:Bloods ok. Back in 6 months...

That's good news Paul, pleased to hear it. I don't imagine the run up to those appointments is much fun at all.

So CTF clearly gives people diseases, but also CTF people seem well good at not dying of them. Yay!
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Re: Sick list

Post by Boo @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:42 pm

I'm well 'ard, me. Although not so good with pain these days so I'm packing it in after March next year. :D

(it was caught really early; all removed and so far so good)
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Re: Sick list

Post by Freddie @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:43 pm

Boo wrote:GN, cancer, WIN !
DIB, satsuma in head, ongoing
AC, fcuked back, ongoing
HGL, fcuked back, ongoing
Thorn, spastic heart, ongoing
Cloggy, falling over, ongoing
AS, undisclosed, in testing
Moog, kidney stones, ongoing
Steve75, Heart problems, just unlucky
Lapis, Lesbianism, ongoing
TKF, goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, ongoing
2M hungover overhung belly
Boo, arse tumour, win!; high bp, ongoing
Freddie, tendonitis - about to find out which type
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Re: Sick list

Post by Life Saab Itch @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:52 pm

LSI - amputee. kind of ongoing...
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Re: Sick list

Post by DI Burnside @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:03 pm

Life Saab Itch wrote:LSI - amputee. kind of ongoing...


What !!!
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Re: Sick list

Post by Life Saab Itch @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:05 pm

DI Burnside wrote:
Life Saab Itch wrote:LSI - amputee. kind of ongoing...


What !!!

!!!11!1!
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Re: Sick list

Post by Tumescent Acorn @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:06 pm

Life Saab Itch wrote:LSI - amputee. kind of ongoing...

Penis ?

You should have been 'Tumescent Acorn' !



I hope it isn't really your penis.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Life Saab Itch @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:11 pm

Tumescent Acorn wrote:
Life Saab Itch wrote:LSI - amputee. kind of ongoing...

Penis ?

You should have been 'Tumescent Acorn' !



I hope it isn't really your penis.

It's not my peanus. It's always been that small and.pathetic.
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Re: Sick list

Post by tanglerat @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:26 pm

GN, cancer, WIN !
DIB, satsuma in head, ongoing
AC, fcuked back, ongoing
HGL, fcuked back, ongoing
Thorn, spastic heart, ongoing
Cloggy, falling over, ongoing
AS, undisclosed, in testing
Moog, kidney stones, ongoing
Steve75, Heart problems, just unlucky
Lapis, Lesbianism, ongoing
TKF, goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, ongoing
2M hungover overhung belly
Boo, arse tumour, win!; high bp, ongoing
Freddie, tendonitis - about to find out which type
Tanglerat, Cauda Equina Syndrome, pretty good actually.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Boo @ Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:21 pm

You grow weed, tr??
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