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Re: Sick list

Post by LotusNova @ Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:01 pm

Sorry to hear that Deev :(

Size isn't the most important, what matters more is what stage it's at and whether it has spread elsewhere.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Clown Ice Skater #4 @ Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:06 pm

Apologies, just read deev’s post. Sorry to hear that. :(
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Re: Sick list

Post by deev @ Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:04 am

Seems like the doc is confident they'll have it whipped out sharpish, seems like it's been there a while apparently and doesn't seem to have spread so that's good. She and her hubby were pretty positive when I called earlier so fingers crossed.

The hernia thing sounds awful as well, the magnet thing sounds pretty neat though, clever people. Glad you're well again.
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Re: Sick list

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:36 am

Clown Ice Skater #4 wrote:I got referred to a consultant who has implanted a ring of magnets in my oesophagus to make it close properly. To do this, they pump you full of CO2 which took a few days to dissipate, then keyhole surgery. I now look like someone stabbed me four times in the upper stomach.


Magnetic sphincter augmentation? Sounds awful, and also sounds like something that'd be done from the other end of the bed...

Clown Ice Skater #4 wrote:Also: fcuk night time hospital blood pressure checks to hell and back.

And they ask if you were sleeping ok?

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Re: Sick list

Post by Firkin @ Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:43 pm

Master F turns 13 this weekend and has been diagnosed with Osteoporosis.

Cause and long term effects still unknown but I always thought it was a old persons thing :(
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Re: Sick list

Post by Il Duce @ Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:47 pm

Firkin wrote:Master F turns 13 this weekend and has been diagnosed with Osteoporosis.

Cause and long term effects still unknown but I always thought it was a old persons thing :(



Oh ffs! He doesn't even use CTF and he gets shitty diseases! Not fair.
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Re: Sick list

Post by tanglerat @ Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:49 pm

Firkin wrote:Master F turns 13 this weekend and has been diagnosed with Osteoporosis.

Cause and long term effects still unknown but I always thought it was a old persons thing :(


Holy cow.

Fill him up with full-fat diary products, and extra calcium?

BTW, have you achieved grannyhood yet?
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Re: Sick list

Post by Firkin @ Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:00 pm

tanglerat wrote:BTW, have you achieved grannyhood yet?


Yes, Alfie was born 23rd August weighing 6lb's 5 oz. Spent a week in hospital as jaundiced due to being a few weeks early but been home ages and all good. They moved to their own place this weekend.


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Re: Sick list

Post by tanglerat @ Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:15 pm

Firkin wrote:
tanglerat wrote:BTW, have you achieved grannyhood yet?


Yes, Alfie was born 23rd August weighing 6lb's 5 oz. Spent a week in hospital as jaundiced due to being a few weeks early but been home ages and all good. They moved to their own place this weekend.


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Re: Sick list

Post by DI Burnside @ Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:12 pm

Sorry to hear that Deev.

Every case is different of course, but what I've got is not uncommon (just the location) so fingers crossed it's something similar (grade 1) but easy to get too.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Deuteronomy @ Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:37 pm

DI Burnside wrote:Sorry to hear that Deev.

Every case is different of course, but what I've got is not uncommon (just the location) so fingers crossed it's something similar (grade 1) but easy to get too.


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Re: Sick list

Post by deev @ Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:35 pm

Incidentally the friend with the tumour is now recovering very well, wee bit left to be zapped away but 99% successfully removed. :D
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Re: Sick list

Post by DI Burnside @ Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:43 pm

deev wrote:Incidentally the friend with the tumour is now recovering very well, wee bit left to be zapped away but 99% successfully removed. :D


Glad to hear it Deev.
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Re: Sick list

Post by DI Burnside @ Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:48 pm

Deuteronomy wrote:
DI Burnside wrote:Sorry to hear that Deev.

Every case is different of course, but what I've got is not uncommon (just the location) so fingers crossed it's something similar (grade 1) but easy to get too.


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Re: Sick list

Post by deev @ Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:48 pm

Cheers, no side effects either and seems to be communicating normally, well as normally as an Irish girl can :D
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Re: Sick list

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:17 am

DI Burnside wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
DI Burnside wrote:Sorry to hear that Deev.

Every case is different of course, but what I've got is not uncommon (just the location) so fingers crossed it's something similar (grade 1) but easy to get too.


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I am !


Good.

>awkward silence<

Carry on.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Strawman @ Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:02 am

We missed you Dibs with your comments and threads and stuff.
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Re: Sick list

Post by Dirk @ Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:07 am

Strawman wrote:We missed you Dibs with your comments and threads and stuff.

Yep, welcome back Dibs


<Insert joke about missing you like a hole in the head>
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Re: Sick list

Post by span @ Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:02 pm

Thank goodness, I was beginning to get worried!!

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(sorry I know it's a bit bad taste)
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Re: Sick list

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:03 pm

laugh!
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Re: Sick list

Post by DI Burnside @ Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:09 pm

span !
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Re: Sick list

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:16 pm

DI Burnside wrote:span !

I have to admit, I thought she was a blonde!

Spanners, you should talker to Congers about getting some frames that better fit the shape of your face/hijab.
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