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Another cnuted knee

Post by DI Burnside @ Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:11 pm

FCUKING CNUT FCUKING ARSE CNUT BOLLOCKS SHIT.

I went out for the first time in 3 months on Friday, a very gentle 6 miles on the MTB. Felt great to be out again, really enjoyed it, actually got quite excited about it.

Went out again on Sunday, 9 miles, again very steady. Loved it. Was thinking maybe I was ok enough to get the road bike out soon.

Woke up yesterday with a very sore knee.

It hasn't got any better today so I consulted with Dr Google and it seems I have quadriceps tendonitis.

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Re: Another cnuted knee

Post by Strawman @ Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:20 pm

I hope you haven't got that and it's just the shock of your body adjusting to some exercise. Google can't diagnose for shit. How is your vision these days?
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Re: Another cnuted knee

Post by DI Burnside @ Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:36 pm

It describes the symptoms exactly, I'll go and see a Dr or a physio if it doesn't show signs of improvement soon.

My vision is ok thanks, my eyes are actually pretty good, it's the muscles in my left eye that are fcuked hence the double vision. I have prisms in my glasses now which corrects it though.
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Re: Another cnuted knee

Post by moleamol @ Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:40 pm

Googling symptoms results on one of a few things: cancer (you've done that one), AIDS (maybe), death (not yet) or whatever else is the worst. You've probably sprained something you massive woman!
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Re: Another cnuted knee

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:58 pm

The fcuk? Wait till someone tells you what it is before you worry too much.

FYI among people I run with, I reckon someone's always got a running related injury that's gone within a week or so. Step away from the Google...!
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Re: Another cnuted knee

Post by DI Burnside @ Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:16 pm

I'm not worried about it, just annoyed. A bit of rest and it'll be fine, I don't want to rest.
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Re: Another cnuted knee

Post by FurDonga @ Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:31 pm

You are like a German vegetarian , you fear the wurst

If 6 miles makes you hurt just try 4 or 5's until it doesnt . If the reverse happens then consider a doctor.
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Re: Another cnuted knee

Post by Turntable @ Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:16 am

FurDonga wrote:You are like a German vegetarian , you fear the wurst

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Re: Another cnuted knee

Post by DI Burnside @ Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:55 am

Next available appointment with the quack is next Tuesday, it'll probably be better by then !
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