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Skinny jeans can harm your body

Post by Strawman @ Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:20 am

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Post by Deuteronomy @ Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:35 am

You silly sod Moogs, MC Hammer was right!
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Re: Skinny jeans can harm your body

Post by not a medical doctor @ Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:43 am

I'm not a medical doctor, but that BBC report looks like a load of shit.
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Post by Käsemeister @ Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:59 am

Heifers try to fit into jeans four sizes to small for them shocker.
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Post by Pigeon @ Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:17 pm

They can also save your life, if something smashes your legs up, like a bad road accident or something. By not allowing your legs to swell up they help keep the blood where it should be. There have been cases of people's blood pressure remaining OK until they got to hospital and someone cut their tight trousers off and then it drops so low it can't be measured and the doctors go "oh shit".
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