Page 1 of 1

Winky the Fruitbat

PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:17 pm
by Käsemeister
We all remember from last year discussing this article about Gordon's mentalist tendencies

Some highlights wrote:ESTABLISHMENT 'COLLUDING IN PLIGHT OF SICK MAN BROWN'



"The Prime Minister of Great Britain is a man too ill to be holding the Office." This was the conclusion last week of a senior civil servant liaising regularly with Gordon Brown. For reasons which will become clear, the person involved will not go public with the evidence for this conclusion. The same applies to a high-ranking Treasury official who told us "In both a physical and mental sense, the Prime Minister is a very sick man, seriously disabled." Three years ago, an Opposition MP told nby "He is on extremely heavy doses of cutting-edge anti-depressants, but so far they have made little difference". And during the last fortnight, another high-ranking government source claimed "He is now on pills which restrict the foods he can eat and what he can drink. He is losing the sight of his good eye quite rapidly. It's a mess, and nobody knows what to do".

Rumours have circulated about Gordon Brown's health for a number of years. As long ago as 2004, Simon Heffer wrote in the Spectator that he displayed many signs of Asperger's syndrome: humourlessness, lack of irony and obsessional behaviour patterns. Nby itself ran a long piece in February 2007, predicting fairly accurately how Brown's rigid responses to given situations would prove to be inappropriate, and his behaviour in the end dysfunctional. We noted at the time 'If the Labour Party can organise seventy-three signatories to a document of intent named 'Anyone but Gordon', then there must be something about the man which might make him unfit to be Prime Minister'. In fact, we had already been advised by then that the PM had been on large doses of SSRI anti-depressants - the class of drugs derived from Prozac.


Well now Guido has started the discussions once again.

Guido wrote:The Former Prime Mentalist
The rumour mill is in full swing this afternoon. There’s a whisper on the wind that some age-old speculation might soon finally be confirmed. Chatter is rife that Gordon Brown has been spending stints in a London hospital. For psychological reasons.

The former Prime Minister has not been seen properly in public since walking into the Downing Street sunset. There was a sighting in a Fife supermarket and Sarah has obviously been busy securing her book deal. If Gordon doesn’t appear soon then there might just be reason to believe the crazy rumours are true…

Developing…

UPDATE: Usually reliable sources have pointed Guido toward the Royal Edinburgh Hospital rather than a London hospital.



Fun fun fun...

Re: Winky the Fruitbat

PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:23 pm
by WD40
Redleicester wrote:We all remember from last year discussing this article about Gordon's mentalist tendencies

Some highlights wrote:here must be something about the man which might make him unfit to be Prime Minister'


Fun fun fun...


Churchill managed being a mentalist and a PM just fine. In fact it goes so far as to say that he wouldn't have inspired the nation the way he did if he wasn't a bit nuts no wand then :D