Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Do you have difficulty sustaining your election?

Who will grasp the poison chalice?

Theresa May
19
86%
Boris Johnson
2
9%
Michael Gove
0
No votes
Jeremy Hunt
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5%
 
Total votes : 22

Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Dirk @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:57 pm

Strawman wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Dirk wrote:Surely no-one would consider Gove a suitable candidate?


Mrs Gove?

I mean, presumably she's let him into her secret place a few times. So she must think he has some good qualities.


I think 'beggars can't be choosers' was uppermost in her mind when she decided to shack up with the Gove

She is literate, not broke and evidently was prepared to have sex*. That puts her ahead of most of the profiles listed on the other thread.

Not necessarily with Gove. I think a DNA test would be required before I could believe that.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Strawman @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:01 pm

Dirk wrote:She is literate, not broke and evidently was prepared to have sex*. That puts her ahead of most of the profiles listed on the other thread.


All true, but writes for the Daily Mail which cancels all those plus points out, in fact she is still left underwater, and resembles a manatee. I know someone who has met her a few times IRL and describes her as loathsome.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by whyohwhy @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:20 pm

Boris is out.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by CJ+ @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:22 pm

whyohwhy wrote:Boris is out.

It's almost as if I posted that an hour and a half ago.

Get with the programme!
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by whyohwhy @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:27 pm

CJ+ wrote:
whyohwhy wrote:Boris is out.

It's almost as if I posted that an hour and a half ago.

Get with the programme!


oops sorry

must catch up
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Dirk @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:29 pm

I think Webb should be on the poll. I think he has a chance because the front-runners will tear each other apart
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Post by CJ+ @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:33 pm

Dirk wrote:I think Webb should be on the poll. I think he has a chance because the front-runners will tear each other apart

Who's "Webb"?
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Dirk @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:35 pm

CJ+ wrote:
Dirk wrote:I think Webb should be on the poll. I think he has a chance because the front-runners will tear each other apart

Who's "Webb"?

Oops. I meant Crabb

Just sent an e-mail to a Stephen Webb
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Post by Greg66 @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:48 pm

whyohwhy wrote:
CJ+ wrote:
whyohwhy wrote:Boris is out.

It's almost as if I posted that an hour and a half ago.

Get with the programme!


oops sorry

must catch up


Are you using a dial up modem or something?
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Doctor Congo @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:22 pm

Rod, you must be delighted given your fantasy about being noshed off by Gove. You could be noshed off by the pm!
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by DI Burnside @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:20 pm

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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Freddie @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:29 pm

CJ+ wrote:You need to add Andrea Leadstrom and probably Liam Fox, too.


I would, if I knew how to edit the poll.

Pigeon?
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by tanglerat @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:37 pm

Freddie wrote:
CJ+ wrote:You need to add Andrea Leadstrom and probably Liam Fox, too.


I would, if I knew how to edit the poll.

Pigeon?


Christ, this is as big a shambles as the poll last week!
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by spast1kunt @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:39 pm

Liam Fox is a pretty unpleasant character. Very right wing indeed.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Strawman @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:49 pm

spast1kunt wrote:Liam Fox is a pretty unpleasant character. Very right wing indeed.


Imagine growing up attending a school where Gove is held up as a shining example of what is the best a boy can be, imagine being one of a select few 'foreign' kids at that school, imagine how many fingers and toes I have crossed that Gove gets fcuked over next.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Strawman wrote:
spast1kunt wrote:Liam Fox is a pretty unpleasant character. Very right wing indeed.


Imagine growing up attending a school where Gove is held up as a shining example of what is the best a boy can be, imagine being one of a select few 'foreign' kids at that school, imagine how many fingers and toes I have crossed that Gove gets fcuked over next.



I'm imagining it all strawms and barely getting a twitch if I'm honest. A rubbish attempt at sexualising us/me/thence!
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Strawman @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:01 pm

Laugh, I hate him to the very marrow Tokes, that is all I'm saying.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by span @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:15 pm

Strawman wrote:Laugh, I hate him to the very marrow Tokes, that is all I'm saying.

Oh SM really? Okay good, I hate him a bit more on behalf of you.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Strawman @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:18 pm

Thanks span, you were always one of the best ones.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Monty @ Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:32 pm

I like the cut of Theresa May's jib. She has the air of Fatcha abaaht 'er.

There'll be no nonsense with her at the helm. Probably.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Pigeon @ Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:33 am

The theory being, I take it, to end the uncertainty over how bad things will get by making sure they're a screaming bloody nightmare. Like ending the worry over whether the crumbling dam is going to collapse or not by blowing it up.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:17 am

Monty wrote:I like the cut of Theresa May's jib. She has the air of Fatcha abaaht 'er.

There'll be no nonsense with her at the helm. Probably.

I would've agreed until I read that despite her campaigning for stay, she really wants to go and has said she'll even have a minister/secretary/bod appointed specially for arranging the UK's leaving party?
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:19 am

I see Dexit now being mentioned and Merkel being pressured to call a referendum - likel?
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Käsemeister @ Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:01 am

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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:18 am

Good but E>R
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by thekungfury @ Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:28 am

I can't stop watching this. It gets better every time

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:rofl:
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Disastrous @ Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:30 am

Tokyo Sexwale wrote:I see Dexit now being mentioned and Merkel being pressured to call a referendum - likel?



The feeling there was that she ought to do it now whilst she will still comfortably win, thus having a mandate to proceed for the next few years.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:36 am

thekungfury wrote:I can't stop watching this. It gets better every time

Image

:rofl:


You'd never tire of punching that face, you could do it all day and still feel fresh for supper.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by Strawman @ Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:37 am

I read there is a sensible law in Germany preventing referendum(s) being held partly because Hitler liked holding them (and Napolean was fond of them too) and partly because they force through rubbish changes.
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Re: Roll up, roll up for the Tory PM tombola.

Post by thekungfury @ Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:37 am

I would slap rather than punch.
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