Things people do that make them a cnut

Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by Turntable @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:18 am

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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by Disastrous @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:20 am

Also, as I feel compelled to point out each time we do these, it's absolutely fine to do them yourself - it's other people doing them that is cnut.

For me:

Men wearing those 3 quarter length trousers
People who moan about flip flops being shit (they are the best footwear ever)
Polo shirts with popped collars
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by Kermit @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:22 am

blindswelledrat wrote:We havent had one of these for a while.
Summer brings it out I reckon.
Anyway some traits I hate in people.

-people who think its acceptable to touch you on the train
-people who wear sunglasses inside (proper, proper cnuts)
-people who have thier ipod on full volume with the shitty cheap headphones.
-people who drive around with thier music on full volume and thier car windows open

Ive got literally fcuking millions of these so Ill leave some for you


One assumes you specifically designed your OP for someone to say "people who don't use apostrophes", so I won't give you the satisfaction.

- People who put their shitty, smelly feet up on the seats in the train, then stare at you like you're the cnut, just because you want to sit down.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by Routie445 @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:24 am

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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by dirtyboy @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:26 am

I had a chap with loud music on behind me in traffic over the weekend.

Awful drum 'n' bass claptrap.

I had my window down to enjoy the air, but all I could hear was his music.

I fought fire with fire.

"Red Red wiiiiiiyynne, stay close to meeeee eee, don't let me.."

:hehe:

That taught him.


I live in flip-flops during the summer. Best. Footwear. Ever.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by Disastrous @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:26 am

blindswelledrat wrote:
Disastrous wrote:People who moan about flip flops being shit (they are the best footwear ever)


If you are poor, of course.
They make a worthy alternative to cardboard and sellotape.


You make a worthy alternative to cardboard and sellotape. Flip Flops are fcuking king.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by dougc @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:29 am

Lost people on the tube who stand dumbstruck in the most bloody inconvenient of places.
Not indicating at roundabouts.
Sighing - we have a sigher in the office, every 10 minutes *SIGH* :ranting:
Eating noisily.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by scotal @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:31 am

thebluebus wrote:
Disastrous wrote:Also, as I feel compelled to point out each time we do these, it's absolutely fine to do them yourself - it's other people doing them that is cnut.

Absolutely this.

I also hate FAT people wearing sportswear trousers who clearly have no intention of even slightly performing some sport.

Like Nike tracksuit bottoms or something, to go to the pub.

I hate you!



I hate fat people in sportswear. Proper hate.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by scotal @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:32 am

Disastrous wrote: Flip Flops are fcuking king.


Not on the tube they aren't so please don't complain when your unprotected toes get stepped on.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by WD40 @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:33 am

People who walk through doorways and stop dead in front of you, oblivious cnuts.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by Charlie Foxtrot @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:35 am

i hate people who wear silly hats because it is fashionable. I'm thinking of those little trilby hat things like this

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He looks like a dick head. And his music is shit.

And I hate aviator sunglasses. bunch of homos. do they think they're in Top Gun or something?
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by Disastrous @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:38 am

Charlie Foxtrot wrote:i hate people who wear silly hats because it is fashionable. I'm thinking of those little trilby hat things like this

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He looks like a dick head. And his music is shit.

And I hate aviator sunglasses. bunch of homos. do they think they're in Top Gun or something?



I don't like his hat but I don't hate hats per se. Aviator sunglasses are the way forward though. The only way you can hate them is if you know deep inside that you would never have made it to Top Gun and you're jealous.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by dirtyboy @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:40 am

Charlie Foxtrot wrote:
And I hate aviator sunglasses. bunch of homos. do they think they're in Top Gun or something?



I have a hat like that.

I also have aviators.

Cheers

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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by WD40 @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:40 am

People who eat in public, somewhere other than at the place where they bought the food. Walking along the street for instance. It's foul.

People who order those fcuking rank-smelling hot-dogs and nachos in the cinema. :vomit:

I don't wish to see people eat outside of a restaurant/cafe any more than I wish to see them curl one out on the floor.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by Charlie Foxtrot @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:41 am

Proper hats are ok. gay cnut trilby hats that are form over function are cnuty.

And you're right, I wouldn't have made it to top gun. I'm just too hetro for them.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by dougc @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:42 am

What types of hat are acceptable CF?
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by Il Duce @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:44 am

People who carry a bottle of water when they go shopping.

Shopping is not a marathon.
You will not turn to dust if you don't continuously sip from your titty bottle.
It will not miraculously purify your body from all the shit you pile into it.

In fact it has made you even more stupid than usual.

Now fcuk off and choke.
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by dirtyboy @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:45 am

blindswelledrat wrote:Skinny ties.
It looks so fcuking pikey, wheras the wearers are convinced they are the epitome of cool
What skinny ties are, is what an 11 year old wears to a wedding because he has neither a proper suit or tie and will no doubt have trainers on too.


I have some skinny ties.


I'm convinced you lot would fcuking hate me :laugh:
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Re: Things people do that make them a cnut

Post by dougc @ Mon May 24, 2010 11:45 am

On a sartorial note (and I think I've raised this before) the wearing of a scarf when not wearing a coat. Even worse, when it is teamed with a T-shirt. If its cold enough for a scarf then put a coat on bell-end.
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