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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:56 pm

thebluebus wrote:Episode 88: Massapecre.

...usage of the word "flid".


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Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:03 pm

Episode 77: Ape-ocalypse Now.

Sydney ventures deep into the Viet Congo in search of a Colonel, accused of going on an unsanctioned spree at the Pizza Hut salad bar, only to find that he has a strange rapport with the reclusive little monkey.

(Containts mild-enhall air base).
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Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:08 pm

Episode 342: It 'Apened at the Worlds Fair.

Sydney sits and looks moody, surrounded by discoloured barrels and faeces for an hour.

(contains mild depression)
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Post by Disastrous @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:08 pm

Episode 666 - Necroape back from the dead

Using monkey Juju, Sydney is resurrected by a witch doctor! Still reeling from his experiences in the monkey afterlife, he finds himself in Las Vegas, Nevada where he gets accused of murdering a high class whore at a swingers party.

Working backwards due to his memory loss, he pieces together the events of the last few days in an attempt to clear his name - perhaps the witch doctor will be involved thanks to some ludicrous plot twist?

Contains hackneyed plot elements and one brief camera shot that catches a backing dancers clout.
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Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:14 pm

Episode 14: Do the Funky Gibbon.

Sydney is accused of raping the corpse of James Brown, and must defend his honour by enagaging in a saxophone duel with Maceo Parker (sans the Macs).

(contains mild understeer).
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Post by Dirk @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:26 pm

Episode 0: the prequel ; too hot too gorilla
After the surprise success of merchandising from the previous episode a prequel involving a Gorilla, some fast cars, each of which appears to be fitted with NOS, 16 gears and special skid tyres ....

actually thats it, there is no plot really

Contains some gratuitous shots of coconuts and significant lewward helm
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by Dirk @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:31 pm

thebluebus wrote:Episode 88: The Texas Chainsaw Massapecre.

Sidney (who's an ape) heads down where the air is dusty and yellow, and the armadillos are dead on their backs in the road - looking to score fresh ingredients for his prize-winning "Down Home" long pig chilli. Confusion reigns over a poor choice of hedge trimmer, and Sidney is given cause to laugh maniacally at an array of comically exaggerated "yee-haw" accents.

Contains mild scenes of Eliza Dushku and one usage of the word "flid".

After re-dubbing of this populare episode into chinese it comes out as:
Plot 88: Texas saws Massapecre. Sidney (who' The ape) faces under s the air is the multi-dusts and the yellow place, and the tatou is dies in them in road's behind - looked that figures out the score " which he wins a prize; New ingredient; Gets down Home" Long pig hot pepper. Chaotic rule in a tree wall cropper bad choice, and laughs wildly insanely for Sidney cause in one some laughably by exaggerating " yee-haw" Voice. Contains Eliza Dushku and usage temperate scene word " flid" .
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by Disastrous @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:33 pm

Gylen wrote::rofl:

C2, your French one has reminded me of a French film I saw in an hotel once. It was a sort of horror-porno featuring some guests in a castle fantasizing about being sort of raped by this big ape-beast thing. It was art though, it was introduced by Mark Kermode and was on Film4 or something.

I remember being fascinated enough by the concept to Google it and discovered it was sort of a cult classic but can't for the life of me remember it or it's name - anyone got any ideas?

If it helps, there was a pretty horrendous scene where the beast spunks into one of the ladies wigs that he's stolen.


It was called La Bete/The Beast

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Post by Dirk @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:42 pm

Sydney Poitier and the Pedantic professor

When Sydney the Gorilla hears that nervy called him a monkey, he tries to turn Nervy into a 3 legged spotted weasel. Unfortunately his wand is broken and he is crap at magic so he sits on nervy instead.

Then Sydney shags Hermione

Contains some scenes of long beards and a slight tendency to over-use dramatic music
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Post by Disastrous @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:44 pm

Episode-372

Step it Ape 2 - The Streets

Consumed by a desire to be a star on the urban dance circuit, Sydney enrolls at a tough inner city comprehensive in order to become 'down'. After initially struggling to be accepted, he performs at a talent night and wows the school with his athletic ability. Now accepted by a crew, he practices night and day to win the tough street 'dance off' at the local club. But the time he spends on the street increasingly frustrate his traditional (read frumpy and probably lesbo) girlfriend (Heather Graham) and he is increasingly torn between his two loves.

Eventually he smashes her unconscious for the duration of the contest in order to get some peace but on awakening, she discovers he's shacked up with a skank ass 'ho to hilarious consequences.

Featuring a fresh chart-topping soundtrack, Step it Ape 2 - The Streets is a must see street story this Fall.

*Contains 1 scene of drug abuse followed by an inexplicable and disturbing dream sequence. Like someone cut a portion of Altered States into the middle of a teen movie.
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Post by Strawman @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:46 pm

Gylen wrote:
*Contains 1 scene of drug abuse followed by an inexplicable and disturbing dream sequence. Like someone cut a portion of Altered States into the middle of a teen movie.


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Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:46 pm

Gylen wrote:Episode-372

Step it Ape 2 - The Streets

...Altered States into the middle of a teen movie.


great joke, great reference :biglaugh:
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Post by Disastrous @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:52 pm

thebluebus wrote:Episode 69 Dude! - Bill and Sid's Excellent Apeventure.

While slacking in his parents' garage, idly tugging each other off over new, less-hairy pictures of Eva Mendes, Sid (an ape) and his little moron buddy Bill (a chimp, which is another kind of an ape) are visited by a crack-addled bum in a time-travelling telephone box.

He entreats them to travel back through the varied multiverse of time, forcibly sowing their lazy ape seed amongst up primitive human ladies. That's the only way to prevent mankind of the future to come from evolving to almost entirely-hairlessness.

Contains mild princesses, rockin' excesses, and one shot of Gylen's forearms.


Can't believe you missed the opportunity...
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:54 pm

thebluebus wrote:Episode 69 Dude! - Bill and Sid's Excellent Apeventure.

While slacking in his parents' garage, idly tugging each other off over new, less-hairy pictures of Eva Mendes, Sid (an ape) and his little moron buddy Bill (a chimp, which is another kind of an ape) are visited by a crack-addled bum in a time-travelling telephone box.

He entreats them to travel back through the varied multiverse of time, forcibly sowing their lazy ape seed amongst up primitive human ladies. That's the only way to prevent mankind of the future to come from evolving to almost entirely-hairlessness.

Contains mild princesses, rockin' excesses, and one scene of gum.


you've no idea how much I wish Id written this.

perfect.
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:55 pm

nervy wrote:Episode 69 Dude! - Bill and Sid's Excellent Apeventure.

While slacking in his parents' garage, idly tugging each other off over new, less-hairy pictures of Eva Mendes, Sid (an ape) and his little moron buddy Bill (a chimp, which is another kind of an ape) are visited by a crack-addled bum in a time-travelling telephone box.

He entreats them to travel back through the varied multiverse of time, forcibly sowing their lazy ape seed amongst up primitive human ladies. That's the only way to prevent mankind of the future to come from evolving to almost entirely-hairlessness.

Contains mild princesses, rockin' excesses, and one scene of gum.


oh, what the Hell.
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:56 pm

carrera2 wrote:Running out of steam here but here goes:


Groundhog Daype

Sydney spends week after week re-living the same day because of a rodent. After numerous attempts at enchanting the lead female, he resorts to his joker-in-the-pack to get the woman. A full-on ape-rape.

That's pretty much it. He does it well though and gets away with it as it's somehow lost in time so it's not really a crime as such.

Contains rape, obviously.


You've got a really delicate rape motif going on today, I love it.
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Post by Strawman @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:59 pm

TitApeShit

Sidney goes back in time to try and warn the passengers of the doomed passeneger liner that they are going to hit an iceberg, unable to communicate with the captain except using Primative hand gestures Sidney goes Apeshit and kills most of the crew and passengers to teach them a lesson. A few survivors escape on lifeboats.

*contains an annoying soundtrack and a cameo appearance from Leonardo De Capuchin monkey
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:00 pm

thebluebus wrote:Does he do an ice sculpture of her clanker afterwards?

You know, romantically.


I well love it when they do that.
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by Me. @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:01 pm

I would love a nice little furry Beaver. :biglaugh:
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