Domesticapable animals

Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by Disastrous @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:02 pm

Strawman wrote:TitApeShit

Sidney goes back in time to try and warn the passengers of the doomed passeneger liner that they are going to hit an iceberg, unable to communicate with the captain except using Primative hand gestures Sidney goes Apeshit and kills most of the crew and passengers to teach them a lesson. A few survivors escape on lifeboats.

*contains an annoying soundtrack and a cameo appearance from Leonardo De Capuchin monkey


:rofl: outstanding.
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by Disastrous @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:04 pm

Uncle Vanyape

Reworking of the Chekov Naturalist classic, this humdinger sees Sydney staring out of a window at a tree for three seasons and watching a woodcutter sob by a lake. In the forth season he stands up and shoots himself.

Contains loooooong scenes of fcuk all.

I think I'm done.
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:08 pm

Gylen wrote:Uncle Vanyape

Reworking of the Chekov Naturalist classic, this humdinger sees Sydney staring out of a window at a tree for three seasons and watching a woodcutter sob by a lake. In the forth season he stands up and shoots himself.

Contains loooooong scenes of fcuk all.

I think I'm done.


Im confident this the first time that anyone has ever cast a gorilla in a chekov play, and equally confident that this is the only time I'll ever enjoy a chekov play.

that said, he was a wiz with all those wessels.
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by Dirk @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:11 pm

Sydney Caesar

In a modern remake of Shakespeare's classic Di Caprio plays the slightly renamed senator "Brute" who declaims:

"Why he doth bestride this narrow world like a Collussus, or like a great ape really, and we pretty men doth peep about beneath his legs like gheys to find ourselves dishonourable things to do"
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Re: Domesticapable animals

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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:24 pm

I just saw an advert where a Llama charges at Anna Ryder Richardson. God, how I love live pause.
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by thekungfury @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:25 pm

Episode 3f: Sydney and June

Hilarity ensues as Sydney's Islamic fundamentalist boss comes round for dinner and hapless June has prepared a ham hock. Sydney attempts to disguise the meat with creosote but will the Muslim manager notice?

"Hey, where's my beef?"

(Contains very mild armpit penetration)
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Re: Domesticapable animals

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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:29 pm

thekirbyfake wrote:Episode 3f: Sydney and June

Hilarity ensues as Sydney's Islamic fundamentalist boss comes round for dinner and hapless June has prepared a ham hock. Sydney attempts to disguise the meat with creosote but will the Muslim manager notice?

"Hey, where's my beef?"

(Contains very mild armpit penetration)


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (more than "bluebus" ever got)
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:29 pm

thebluebus wrote:Apelien

"In space no one can hear you go ooh! ooh! ooh!"


:|
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Re: Domesticapable animals

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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:33 pm

thebluebus wrote:
nervy wrote:
thebluebus wrote:Apelien

"In space no one can hear you go ooh! ooh! ooh!"


:|

I can't spell ape noises.

Also, I should have stopped earlier on before I ran out of funny.


the sites only been going a year.
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by thekungfury @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:36 pm

nervy wrote: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (more than "bluebus" ever got)

Don't use me as a pawn in your little game.
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:37 pm

thekirbyfake wrote:
nervy wrote: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (more than "bluebus" ever got)

Don't use me as a pawn in your little game.


what if it's turning me on, though?
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by MK4Slowride @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:48 pm

...err
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by thekungfury @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:02 pm

I said pawn, not prawn.

Anyhow...

Episode 4i: One Foot in the Poitier

Sydney's neighbour, Angus Deaton, calls the council to complain about the strange goings on. When the council inspector, played by Barry off of Eastenders, comes round to investigate he finds the silverbacked pensioner with his bottom stuck in a washing machine.

And yes, he says the line at some point or another. Probably just before the credits accompanied by a wa-wa-waaaaah sound effect.

(contains canned laughter)
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:24 pm

thekirbyfake wrote:I said pawn, not prawn.

Anyhow...

Episode 4i: One Foot in the Poitier

Sydney's neighbour, Angus Deaton, calls the council to complain about the strange goings on. When the council inspector, played by Barry off of Eastenders, comes round to investigate he finds the silverbacked pensioner with his bottom stuck in a washing machine.

And yes, he says the line at some point or another. Probably just before the credits accompanied by a wa-wa-waaaaah sound effect.

(contains canned laughter)


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by thekungfury @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:58 pm

Gorilla - by M. Night Shylaman

Bruce Willis is haunted by the mysterious and beautiful creature which visits him in his dreams and flings poo at his hatstand.

But as the film progresses the viewer suddenly realises it's not a dream and the poo is a metaphor.

And. Bruce. Doesn't. Even. Own. A. Hatstand.

(Contains mild cliches)
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Re: Domesticapable animals

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Re: Domesticapable animals

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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by Dirk @ Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:18 pm

thebluebus wrote:
nervy wrote:
thebluebus wrote:Apelien

"In space no one can hear you go ooh! ooh! ooh!"


:|

I can't spell ape noises.

Also, I should have stopped earlier on before I ran out of funny.

I never had any funny but it doesn't stop me
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by nervy @ Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:11 am

blindswelledrat wrote:May contain scenes of wretched wrape with a swear.


:rofl:
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by Käsemeister @ Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:20 am

I'm still trying to domesticate my wife. It's not working. The velociraptor was so much more cuddly and compliant.
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by Disastrous @ Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:16 pm

Just seen this and thought it was worth posting as a sober reminder of what can happen when Gorillas are forced into a crap syndicated series.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7767115.stm
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Re: Domesticapable animals

Post by OEJ @ Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:20 pm

Gylen wrote:Just seen this and thought it was worth posting as a sober reminder of what can happen when Gorillas are forced into a crap syndicated series.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7767115.stm



Cause of death wasn't mentioned but I noticed that he was living with 3 females......
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