Clothing Wants and Purchases

Crystal chandeliers, etc.

Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Apr 19, 2017 4:39 pm

Disastrous wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:
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Tokyo Sexwale wrote:There is a horrific amount of clothing like that out there strawms. Hopefully I'll never see it other than on a screen though, I can only imagine the horror show of a person who'd wear it.



That reminds me of a diving T-Shirt that Facebook tried to advertise at me that said "Be nice to me - I know where to take you where you'll never be found...I'm a diver!"

I'm not making that sound shitter than it was. It was genuinely that clunky and shit and I thought that only the worst sort of cnut would wear one (and hopefully get nitrogen narcosis and take his kit off).

Haven't we unequivocally established over the years that wearing ANY t shirt with a joke slogan on it makes you a bellend? I think we have.



We have, but I'm still reserving a special place on the comedy bus for the fat bald bloke with a beard and glasses I once saw in a trendy nightclub wearing a pair of a camo combat shorts and a black T-shirt with the slogan 'Rapist' emblazoned on the front. An incredible look.


>nods<

Bold move on his part.
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 19, 2017 4:41 pm

Strawman wrote:I want a comedy bus now too, most of you get a seat on it.



It'll be stopping at Joke on Trent, if anyone needs to take a slash.
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by minimoog @ Wed Apr 19, 2017 4:43 pm

Strawman wrote:most



:narrows eyes:
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Strawman @ Wed Apr 19, 2017 4:47 pm

90% Moog, of course you get a seat.
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by minimoog @ Wed Apr 19, 2017 4:51 pm

Strawman wrote:90% Moog, of course you get a seat.


Never doubted it Strawms. You were always one of the best ones.

:clicks safety back on:
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:20 pm

Whatever happened to Piquet eh?

He had so much promise, training to be a doctor and then just went off the rails.

Probably curled up in a doorway in Swindon, needle marks covering his arms, sleeping rough.
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Strawman @ Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:28 pm

He bummed around for a bit after leaving his studies, then got a job, then stopped posting on here. Also Stuart, now he's in a new job he doesn't seem to post much at the moment.
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:31 pm

'Pneumonia' that finally took him, wasn't it?
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:56 pm

Disastrous wrote:'Pneumonia' that finally took him, wasn't it?


Yes, I think he contracted the AIDS from a dirty needle, after that it was just a matter of time really. Still, tough news to pass to his mother, so sad.
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by moleamol @ Wed Apr 19, 2017 9:24 pm

She probably didn't care that's the sad news you horrible bully.
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Hooli @ Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:23 pm

Strawman wrote:I want a comedy bus now too, most of you get a seat on it.


What flavour windows?
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Il Duce @ Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:26 pm

Hooli wrote:
Strawman wrote:I want a comedy bus now too, most of you get a seat on it.


What flavour windows?


You're not kidding either...
You only wrote 3 words but you still had to edit it.
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Hooli @ Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:27 pm

Il Duce wrote:
Hooli wrote:
Strawman wrote:I want a comedy bus now too, most of you get a seat on it.


What flavour windows?


You're not kidding either...
You only wrote 3 words but you still had to edit it.


T'was but a typo.
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Re: Clothing Wants and Purchases

Post by Il Duce @ Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:40 pm

Hooli wrote:
Il Duce wrote:
Hooli wrote:
Strawman wrote:I want a comedy bus now too, most of you get a seat on it.


What flavour windows?


You're not kidding either...
You only wrote 3 words but you still had to edit it.


T'was but a typo.


You mean 'twas.
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