Some Beards

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Re: Some Beards

Post by Käsemeister @ Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:17 pm

Damien Thorn wrote:
Käsemeister wrote:Still have one. Barring one week for the sake of my daughter, I’ve had one for 21 years.

How old are you ffs?

I probably did my first proper beards about 26, 27 years ago? But it was all fun and games back then, with Lemmy-esque chops and horizontal tramlines.


41 and 3/4 a week next Tuesday.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by S1K @ Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:49 am

Käsemeister wrote:41 and 3/4 a week next Tuesday.

Christ.

I always thought you were older than me.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:01 am

I've had mine for about 12 years now, I hate shaving and find it so much easier to keep neat and tidy.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:30 am

S1K wrote:
Käsemeister wrote:41 and 3/4 a week next Tuesday.

Christ.

I always thought you were older than me.
Is certainly a shock.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by span @ Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:31 am

S1K wrote:
Käsemeister wrote:41 and 3/4 a week next Tuesday.

Christ.

I always thought you were older than me.

How old are you, S1k??? I definitely had you down as mid / late thirties.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by S1K @ Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:35 am

I'm presently 42 span, but I wouldn't be surprised if that changes in the future.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by span @ Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:42 am

S1K wrote:I'm presently 42 span, but I wouldn't be surprised if that changes in the future.

Ah okay, that's not too far off then. I shan't think of you any differently.
DI Burnside wrote:Over 20 years here too, bar one incident of shaving it off when the kids were Diblets*. The boy cried so I had to grow it back immediately, that and Mrs Dibs reckons I look a tw@t without it (her exact words).

*span is going to love that.

I do!!
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Il Duce @ Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:22 am

I've never had a beard. Closest I got was when I had a rash on my face and didn't shave for 10 days.
My stunning olive continental skin should never be hidden. Also I looked like a homeless.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:29 am

S1K wrote:I'm presently 42 span, but I wouldn't be surprised if that changes in the future.


Ha!
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Käsemeister @ Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:32 pm

S1K wrote:
Käsemeister wrote:41 and 3/4 a week next Tuesday.

Christ.

I always thought you were older than me.


I’m definitely older than me.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:42 am

Good grief. You know how sometimes it's difficult to perceive gradual charges in your appearance just from a daily glimpse in the mirror? Well, I took a side-on selfie of current beard progress this week, and was slightly taken aback to see how white it is this time.

It was only two years ago I last grew a beard, and that was a sinister FSB-esque dark result. This time my face looks like a skunk. Even the moustache area has got white in!
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Il Duce @ Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:48 am

DT earlier:

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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:53 am

That looks like a woman!
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Il Duce @ Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:27 am

Damien Thorn wrote:That looks like a woman!


Unintentional I assure you.

But I see what you mean but I can't precisely work out what part of the face gives me that impression.
Is the eyes? Or the lips? Something feminine there but what? Anyone?
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Strawman @ Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:52 am

Overall face shape, more feminine jaw line and luxurious hair.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Il Duce @ Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:17 pm

Strawman wrote:Overall face shape, more feminine jaw line and luxurious hair.


BOOM! Jawline!
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Re: Some Beards

Post by manfromdelmonte @ Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:51 pm

There is definitely a greasy bucket joke in there somewhere, but I shan't be the one to make it.
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