Some Beards

[Greg66]

I am now bearded. I had just got to the point where it gets a little too long and too straggly. It doesn’t help that some whiskers lay flat to my face and some grow perpendicular to my skin.

Tonight though I dug out my clippers, previously used for my legs for burlesque shows racing and very unsuccessfully on the mats in our fcuking vicious cat’s undercoat. And now I have a neatly trimmed face again. And my, what a face it is. Radiant, I tell you.

[Pigeon]

Most terrorists have beards and they live in hot countries.

Not saying you're a terrorist of course.

I have a battered old Landcruiser too which is the vehicle of choice for many a mujahiddeen. But not a terrorist, it's not that sort of beard - I couldn't imagine life without the consumption of pork or alcohol.

DT bear in mind, Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter and Noel Edmunds have/had beards.

Not saying you're a fiddler or massive tw@t of course.

Ah shaddap you face!

My beard is either a Taliban beard or a Santa Claus one, depending on whether you ask someone who knows me or a random kid in the street.

[HappyGoLucky]

My beard is either a Taliban beard or a Santa Claus one, depending on whether you ask someone who knows me or a random kid in the street.

The decider here is when approached by you, do they...

A. Point at you and shout Terrorist!

or

2. Tell you what they want for Christmas?

[Damien Thorn]

sigh!

Stand down everyone!

My fledgling 2-3 week-old Summer beard has gone already. Mrs Thorn gave me so much incessant ambient background-level shit about it that I shaved it off just for a quiet life. She thought it made me look old, tired, untidy, confused, lazy and sinister. All reasons why I liked it.

[S1K]

She’s just jealous. Reassure her that it won’t be long until her hormones go crazy with the menopause and she’ll be able to grow her own.

[Damien Thorn]

Gentlemen!

Here is the information you've been waiting for.

[thekungfury]

Gentlemen!

Here is the information you've been waiting for.

Extraordinary

[Damien Thorn]

Indeed. It popped up on my Google feed. No idea why.

[Careless Whisperer]

Bummer, I shaved mine off yesterday. Will have to start all over again now.

[Dirk]

Chris EVans Beard? Not a good look IMO

[Aesgarth]

I don't think the beard is the problem, it's the top half of his face that looks wrong...

[Deuteronomy]

Chris EVans Beard? Not a good look IMO

Bottom left: He's just happy to be included, bless.

[Damien Thorn]

The very definition of a belm.

[CJ+]

Have you noticed how gingers basically start to go transparent as they get older?

Yes, you have.

[thekungfury]

Evans looks extremely Yewtree there

[Deuteronomy]

Evans looks extremely Yewtree there

Yeeeeees, I know that you mean.