Some Beards

[Hooli]

I've never creamed my beard in 20 years.

Surely you have a man to do that for you?

[Tokyo Sexwale]

I'm on shift tomorrow and have just panicked and grade oned mine. I can't tell you how beautiful I look.

[Damien Thorn]

A shame!

I had a visit from one of the company directors yesterday and had a sudden flare of concern that it would be frowned upon, but no!

The beard continues.

[Aesgarth]

My beard has yet to interfere with my employment but i have had it a long time, including at my interview for this job.

[Strawman]

Reading this thread makes me grateful I have never strayed into beardhood through sheer laziness.

[moleamol]

Avoiding a beard takes much more effort than having a beard.

[Strawman]

Agreed, shaving daily = effort, luckily I have made this effort, or I'd end up looking like a hipster, unintentionally.

[HappyGoLucky]

After removing a sizeable chunk of my chin on Monday morning, I'm now somewhat beardy but I don't think I'll be keeping it as it's too hot for such fripperies over here.

[DI Burnside]

Avoiding a beard takes much more effort than having a beard.

Not for Strawms, what with his almost non-existent testosterone levels and all.

[Damien Thorn]

Every time I look at Tapatalk and see there's been a post on this thread, it shows me the photo of the L'Oreal beard wash, and I wonder anew why there's a picture of Kung Fury on the front of the tube.

[Barbarianna]

I don't trust men with beards. What are they hiding?

Hiding and denial require effort.

A zealous shaving man makes daily attempts to recall his pre-adolescent face, risking cuts and raspiness on his skin like what a vagina gets when a durian is put in. He is in a frankly disturbing denial of truthful bearded manliness!

Perhaps these denuded wunderkind are not quite ready to face the grown world.

[Damien Thorn]

like what a vagina gets when a durian is put in

rofl

Inspired madness!

[Käsemeister]

I've never creamed my beard in 20 years.

Surely you have a man to do that for you?

Oddly, no.

[HappyGoLucky]

like what a vagina gets when a durian is put in

rofl

Inspired madness!

I very much doubt Mrs DaTho would agree! Have you seen the size and shape of a Durian, they're not exactly ribbed for her pleasure

Nevermind the smell!

[Damien Thorn]

Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.

[Il Duce]

Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.

Are you sure it's the zoo and not a brothel?

[Damien Thorn]

Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.

Are you sure it's the zoo and not a brothel?

Well there are orang utans there, so it might be an Italian-themed brothel I suppose.

[thekungfury]

I'm on shift tomorrow and have just panicked and grade oned mine.

Foed

[Il Duce]

Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.

Are you sure it's the zoo and not a brothel?

Well there are orang utans there, so it might be an Italian-themed brothel I suppose.

Ha! As if we'd touch anything ginger.

[moleamol]

Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.

Are you sure it's the zoo and not a brothel?

Well there are orang utans there, so it might be an Italian-themed brothel I suppose.

Ha! As if we'd touch anything ginger.

That's not what Sophia said.

[Il Duce]

Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.

Are you sure it's the zoo and not a brothel?

Well there are orang utans there, so it might be an Italian-themed brothel I suppose.

Ha! As if we'd touch anything ginger.

That's not what Sophia said.

She's 82. You shouldn't boast about being touched by her, ok?

[Deuteronomy]

I have a beard and I love it.

Wife won't let me shave it off, the last time I did our son cried whenever I picked him up (he was about 6 months old IIRC) - if I covered my chin with my hand, he was fine.

[Damien Thorn]

What's going on with the beards please? I still have my beard happening. It is magnificent.

My son loves it. He thinks it's the best thing that's ever happened to faces. My daughter thinks it's tickly and hilarious.

But I'm not sure how long it will remain: my wife utterly hates it, which is just one more hassle I could do without.

[spast1kunt]

I still have my beard. Your wife is just jealous DaTho. Get her a false beard so she can join in the fun.

[Disastrous]

Mine went this morning as I'm on location starring in a big production which requires me to be clean shaven.

[Il Duce]

Mine went this morning as I'm on location starring in a big production which requires me to be clean shaven.

So you got that job promoting tampons in the high street then? Top work!

[thekungfury]

Disguised enough to share the chin

[Disastrous]

Disguised enough to share the chin

Yours is EXACTLY like mine was, and also grey in the same place.

[thekungfury]

>chinbump<

No tongues, OK?

[Tokyo Sexwale]

Looks good kung.

I'm at a similar level of beard now, maybe a mill or two shorter, and am still enjoying it. However I'm a planner and I don't have a plan yet for mine which is causing me anguish!

I have just bought a beard trimmer though as I'm not sure how much longer I want it.

http://www.esquire.com/style/grooming/a4429/how-to-trim-a-beard/