Some Beards

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Re: Some Beards

Post by Greg66 @ Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:30 pm

I am now bearded. I had just got to the point where it gets a little too long and too straggly. It doesn’t help that some whiskers lay flat to my face and some grow perpendicular to my skin.

Tonight though I dug out my clippers, previously used for my legs for burlesque shows racing and very unsuccessfully on the mats in our fcuking vicious cat’s undercoat. And now I have a neatly trimmed face again. And my, what a face it is. Radiant, I tell you.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Pigeon @ Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:16 am

HappyGoLucky wrote:
Il Duce wrote:Most terrorists have beards and they live in hot countries.

Not saying you're a terrorist of course.


I have a battered old Landcruiser too which is the vehicle of choice for many a mujahiddeen. But not a terrorist, it's not that sort of beard - I couldn't imagine life without the consumption of pork or alcohol.



Il Duce wrote:DT bear in mind, Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter and Noel Edmunds have/had beards.

Not saying you're a fiddler or massive tw@t of course.


Ah shaddap you face!


My beard is either a Taliban beard or a Santa Claus one, depending on whether you ask someone who knows me or a random kid in the street.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:24 am

Pigeon wrote:
My beard is either a Taliban beard or a Santa Claus one, depending on whether you ask someone who knows me or a random kid in the street.


The decider here is when approached by you, do they...

A. Point at you and shout Terrorist!

or

2. Tell you what they want for Christmas?
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:47 pm

sigh!

Stand down everyone!

My fledgling 2-3 week-old Summer beard has gone already. Mrs Thorn gave me so much incessant ambient background-level shit about it that I shaved it off just for a quiet life. She thought it made me look old, tired, untidy, confused, lazy and sinister. All reasons why I liked it.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by S1K @ Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:17 pm

She’s just jealous. Reassure her that it won’t be long until her hormones go crazy with the menopause and she’ll be able to grow her own.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:23 pm

Gentlemen!

Here is the information you've been waiting for.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by thekungfury @ Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:39 pm

Damien Thorn wrote:Gentlemen!

Here is the information you've been waiting for.

Extraordinary
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:38 pm

Indeed. It popped up on my Google feed. No idea why.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Careless Whisperer @ Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:52 am

Bummer, I shaved mine off yesterday. Will have to start all over again now.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Dirk @ Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:46 am

Chris EVans Beard? Not a good look IMO

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Re: Some Beards

Post by Aesgarth @ Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:52 pm

I don't think the beard is the problem, it's the top half of his face that looks wrong...
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:02 pm

Dirk wrote:Chris EVans Beard? Not a good look IMO

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Bottom left: He's just happy to be included, bless.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:05 pm

The very definition of a belm.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by CJ+ @ Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:20 pm

Have you noticed how gingers basically start to go transparent as they get older?

Yes, you have.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by thekungfury @ Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:22 pm

Evans looks extremely Yewtree there
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:15 am

thekungfury wrote:Evans looks extremely Yewtree there


Yeeeeees, I know that you mean.
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