Some Beards

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Re: Some Beards

Post by Hooli @ Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:25 pm

Käsemeister wrote:I've never creamed my beard in 20 years.


Surely you have a man to do that for you?
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:00 pm

I'm on shift tomorrow and have just panicked and grade oned mine. I can't tell you how beautiful I look.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:15 pm

A shame!

I had a visit from one of the company directors yesterday and had a sudden flare of concern that it would be frowned upon, but no!

The beard continues.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Aesgarth @ Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:17 pm

My beard has yet to interfere with my employment but i have had it a long time, including at my interview for this job.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Strawman @ Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:31 pm

Reading this thread makes me grateful I have never strayed into beardhood through sheer laziness.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by moleamol @ Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:52 pm

Avoiding a beard takes much more effort than having a beard.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Strawman @ Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:57 pm

Agreed, shaving daily = effort, luckily I have made this effort, or I'd end up looking like a hipster, unintentionally.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:20 am

After removing a sizeable chunk of my chin on Monday morning, I'm now somewhat beardy but I don't think I'll be keeping it as it's too hot for such fripperies over here.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by DI Burnside @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:47 am

moleamol wrote:Avoiding a beard takes much more effort than having a beard.


Not for Strawms, what with his almost non-existent testosterone levels and all.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:52 am

Every time I look at Tapatalk and see there's been a post on this thread, it shows me the photo of the L'Oreal beard wash, and I wonder anew why there's a picture of Kung Fury on the front of the tube.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Barbarianna @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:56 am

thekungfury wrote:I don't trust men with beards. What are they hiding?


Hiding and denial require effort.

A zealous shaving man makes daily attempts to recall his pre-adolescent face, risking cuts and raspiness on his skin like what a vagina gets when a durian is put in. He is in a frankly disturbing denial of truthful bearded manliness!

Perhaps these denuded wunderkind are not quite ready to face the grown world.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:31 am

Barbarianna wrote: like what a vagina gets when a durian is put in

rofl

Inspired madness!
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Käsemeister @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:36 am

Hooli wrote:
Käsemeister wrote:I've never creamed my beard in 20 years.


Surely you have a man to do that for you?


Oddly, no.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:41 am

Damien Thorn wrote:
Barbarianna wrote: like what a vagina gets when a durian is put in

rofl

Inspired madness!

I very much doubt Mrs DaTho would agree! Have you seen the size and shape of a Durian, they're not exactly ribbed for her pleasure
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:11 am

Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Il Duce @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:49 am

Damien Thorn wrote:Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.


Are you sure it's the zoo and not a brothel?
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:04 am

Il Duce wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.


Are you sure it's the zoo and not a brothel?

Well there are orang utans there, so it might be an Italian-themed brothel I suppose.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by thekungfury @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:45 am

Tokyo Sexwale wrote:I'm on shift tomorrow and have just panicked and grade oned mine.

Foed
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Il Duce @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:11 pm

Damien Thorn wrote:
Il Duce wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.


Are you sure it's the zoo and not a brothel?

Well there are orang utans there, so it might be an Italian-themed brothel I suppose.


Ha! As if we'd touch anything ginger.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by moleamol @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:13 pm

Il Duce wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:
Il Duce wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.


Are you sure it's the zoo and not a brothel?

Well there are orang utans there, so it might be an Italian-themed brothel I suppose.


Ha! As if we'd touch anything ginger.

That's not what Sophia said.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Il Duce @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:19 pm

moleamol wrote:
Il Duce wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:
Il Duce wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Indeed. There's a smellzone at our local zoo where they have Durian smell for you to check out. You put your nose in a box and the smell makes you wish you hadn't.


Are you sure it's the zoo and not a brothel?

Well there are orang utans there, so it might be an Italian-themed brothel I suppose.


Ha! As if we'd touch anything ginger.

That's not what Sophia said.


She's 82. You shouldn't boast about being touched by her, ok?
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:58 pm

I have a beard and I love it.

Wife won't let me shave it off, the last time I did our son cried whenever I picked him up (he was about 6 months old IIRC) - if I covered my chin with my hand, he was fine.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:35 am

What's going on with the beards please? I still have my beard happening. It is magnificent.

My son loves it. He thinks it's the best thing that's ever happened to faces. My daughter thinks it's tickly and hilarious.

But I'm not sure how long it will remain: my wife utterly hates it, which is just one more hassle I could do without.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by spast1kunt @ Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:41 am

I still have my beard. Your wife is just jealous DaTho. Get her a false beard so she can join in the fun.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:53 pm

Mine went this morning as I'm on location starring in a big production which requires me to be clean shaven.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Il Duce @ Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:59 pm

Disastrous wrote:Mine went this morning as I'm on location starring in a big production which requires me to be clean shaven.


So you got that job promoting tampons in the high street then? Top work!
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Re: Some Beards

Post by thekungfury @ Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:13 pm

Disguised enough to share the chin
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Disastrous @ Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:17 pm

thekungfury wrote:Disguised enough to share the chin
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Yours is EXACTLY like mine was, and also grey in the same place.
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Re: Some Beards

Post by thekungfury @ Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:19 pm

>chinbump<

No tongues, OK?
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Re: Some Beards

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:40 pm

Looks good kung.

I'm at a similar level of beard now, maybe a mill or two shorter, and am still enjoying it. However I'm a planner and I don't have a plan yet for mine which is causing me anguish!

I have just bought a beard trimmer though as I'm not sure how much longer I want it.

http://www.esquire.com/style/grooming/a4429/how-to-trim-a-beard/
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