Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Hooli @ Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:24 pm

Dirk wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:I do not because it is my WORST colour.

In my mind, it is a colour only worn by the worst sort of pervert.

Seems inconsistent, no?


I see what you did there :laugh:
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by thekungfury @ Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:39 pm

span wrote:Strikes me as a colour magicians would wear.

Laugh. Thin goatee and slender fingers.

I go as far as maroon or possibly wine/plum but purple is the colour of a single man.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Careless Whisperer @ Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:08 pm

I have a purple T-shirt (without any UKIP nonsense). I think it was called aubergine or something in the shop, but it's purple.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Hooli @ Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:25 pm

There is a barmy old woman who lives in the next village who always wears purple fleecy tracksuits (or it could always be the same one) & has matching purple hair.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:43 pm

I don't own any purple, but yet it is a fierce look when deployed accurately:

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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:51 pm

I have 3 purple shirts and a purplish polo shirt.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by moleamol @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:27 am

thekungfury wrote:
span wrote:Strikes me as a colour magicians would wear.

Laugh. Thin goatee and slender fingers.

Derren Brown is just awful, isn't he? And that American chap, and that Dynamo chap. Magicians are terrible!
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by span @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:43 am

moleamol wrote:
thekungfury wrote:
span wrote:Strikes me as a colour magicians would wear.

Laugh. Thin goatee and slender fingers.

Derren Brown is just awful, isn't he? And that American chap, and that Dynamo chap. Magicians are terrible!

They are! They're the worst! I'd honestly rather spanlet announced he was going to be a drug dealer, less shame in that.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Clown Ice Skater #4 @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:46 am

span wrote:
moleamol wrote:
thekungfury wrote:
span wrote:Strikes me as a colour magicians would wear.

Laugh. Thin goatee and slender fingers.

Derren Brown is just awful, isn't he? And that American chap, and that Dynamo chap. Magicians are terrible!

They are! They're the worst! I'd honestly rather spanlet announced he was going to be a drug dealer, less shame in that.


I don't mind Dynamo, but Derren Brown gives me the shivers, and not on a good way.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:23 am

Disastrous wrote:I don't own any purple, but yet it is a fierce look when deployed accurately:

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You could imagine returning to your sitting room with tea and biscuits on a tray to find Prince holding your cat's arse to his face, inhaling deeply.

So typical of a purple-wearer, god rest his soul.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Dirk @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:27 am

Rod Rammage wrote:
You could imagine returning to your sitting room with tea and biscuits on a tray to find Prince holding your cat's arse to his face, inhaling deeply.

So typical of a purple-wearer, god rest his soul.

'tis true. I have a purple shirt, and have never inhaled cat farts whilst wearing anything else
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:29 am

Dirk wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:
You could imagine returning to your sitting room with tea and biscuits on a tray to find Prince holding your cat's arse to his face, inhaling deeply.

So typical of a purple-wearer, god rest his soul.

'tis true. I have a purple shirt, and have never inhaled cat farts whilst wearing anything else


I know, and I own NO purples clothes and have yet to be caught slamming my penis against a saucepan.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:34 am

And nor do I have any convictions for pulling my trousers down in the supermarket and smearing marmalade over my arse cheeks.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Dirk @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:39 am

Rod Rammage wrote:And nor do I have any convictions for pulling my trousers down in the supermarket and smearing marmalade over my arse cheeks.

But most of the supermarket chains don't prosecute for that. Lidl positive encourage it
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by ttwiggy @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:43 am

Smooth or chunky Rod? We need to know.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:57 am

ttwiggy wrote:Smooth or chunky Rod? We need to know.


FRANK COOPER'S COARSE CUT.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by span @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:00 am

Clown Ice Skater #4 wrote:
span wrote:
moleamol wrote:
thekungfury wrote:
span wrote:Strikes me as a colour magicians would wear.

Laugh. Thin goatee and slender fingers.

Derren Brown is just awful, isn't he? And that American chap, and that Dynamo chap. Magicians are terrible!

They are! They're the worst! I'd honestly rather spanlet announced he was going to be a drug dealer, less shame in that.


I don't mind Dynamo, but Derren Brown gives me the shivers, and not on a good way.

I'm the opposite. I think there's a special place in hell for dour street magicians.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by ttwiggy @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:07 am

Rod Rammage wrote:
ttwiggy wrote:Smooth or chunky Rod? We need to know.


FRANK COOPER'S COARSE CUT.


Brave. Or foolhardy. Who can tell?
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Clown Ice Skater #4 @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:21 am

span wrote:
Clown Ice Skater #4 wrote:
span wrote:
moleamol wrote:
thekungfury wrote:
span wrote:Strikes me as a colour magicians would wear.

Laugh. Thin goatee and slender fingers.

Derren Brown is just awful, isn't he? And that American chap, and that Dynamo chap. Magicians are terrible!

They are! They're the worst! I'd honestly rather spanlet announced he was going to be a drug dealer, less shame in that.


I don't mind Dynamo, but Derren Brown gives me the shivers, and not on a good way.

I'm the opposite. I think there's a special place in hell for dour street magicians.


And mimes, obvs. And those cvnts who paint themselves silver and stand still for hours.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Disastrous @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:24 am

A mate of mine went on the piss in NY with David Blaine once. Said he was a complete cnut and wouldn't stop doing card tricks, even at the bar, just to show off and was off his tits on coke for most of the night.


I'd love to punch him really hard in the gut and say "Magic your way out of that, you wee glass-box prick!" as he folds up like a card table.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Freddie @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:24 am

Rod Rammage wrote:
Disastrous wrote:I don't own any purple, but yet it is a fierce look when deployed accurately:

Image



You could imagine returning to your sitting room with tea and biscuits on a tray to find Prince holding your cat's arse to his face, inhaling deeply.

So typical of a purple-wearer, god rest his soul.


And judging by the brown stain under his nose ...
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by moleamol @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:50 am

Disastrous wrote:A mate of mine went on the piss in NY with David Blaine once. Said he was a complete cnut and wouldn't stop doing card tricks, even at the bar, just to show off and was off his tits on coke for most of the night.


I'd love to punch him really hard in the gut and say "Magic your way out of that, you wee glass-box prick!" as he folds up like a card table.

He comes across as a proper cnut and I totally believe he is. If I could feel any care about him I'd be angry now but I'll just let you deal with this one Dis. I'm not sure I could bare seeing his real life face.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by S1K @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:12 pm

When I Am Old.

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me,
And I shall spend my pension
on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals,
and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired,
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells,
And run my stick along the public railings,
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens,
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat,
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go,
Or only bread and pickle for a week,
And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats
and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,
And pay our rent and not swear in the street,
And set a good example for the children.
We will have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me
are not too shocked and surprised,
When suddenly I am old
and start to wear purple!

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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:14 pm

It's shit - doesn't even rhyme.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Il Duce @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:20 pm

I have a purple cashmere jumper. It is never worn over my shoulders btw.

You might as well all give up now. I'm probably the only one on here that can pull off the purple look successfully.
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Dirk @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:29 pm

I liked the poem Spasti

Certainly preferable to the thought of an Italian going up the Rhonda in a purrple cashmere
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Re: Do you own any PURPLE clothes?

Post by Il Duce @ Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:34 pm

Dirk wrote:I liked the poem Spasti

Certainly preferable to the thought of an Italian going up the Rhonda in a purrple cashmere


Oh shit. Dirk only misspells when he's typing with his left hand. Dirty dirk!
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