Do you own any *RED* clothes?

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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:31 pm

CJ+ wrote:
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Tokyo Sexwale wrote:I have literally just bought some red shorts for holiday. Matched with my almost white panama, I will look very much the tits.
I was about to answer in a stern negatory, until this post prompted me to remember that I too have a pair of red shorts that I bought last summer. Mine are a faded, worn-in, delightfully relaxed red, and pair excellently with a trim white polo. Thanks.

Pink, then.
No. Red.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Freddie @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:31 pm

CJ+ wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:
Tokyo Sexwale wrote:I have literally just bought some red shorts for holiday. Matched with my almost white panama, I will look very much the tits.
I was about to answer in a stern negatory, until this post prompted me to remember that I too have a pair of red shorts that I bought last summer. Mine are a faded, worn-in, delightfully relaxed red, and pair excellently with a trim white polo. Thanks.

Pink, then.


Are we including pink? Excellent! Shorts, socks, shirts, polo/rugby shirts and braces obvs.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:36 pm

Freddie wrote:
CJ+ wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:
Tokyo Sexwale wrote:I have literally just bought some red shorts for holiday. Matched with my almost white panama, I will look very much the tits.
I was about to answer in a stern negatory, until this post prompted me to remember that I too have a pair of red shorts that I bought last summer. Mine are a faded, worn-in, delightfully relaxed red, and pair excellently with a trim white polo. Thanks.

Pink, then.


Are we including pink? Excellent! Shorts, socks, shirts, polo/rugby shirts and braces obvs.


I own a couple of pink shirts.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:44 pm

Freddie wrote:jeanos



hmm?
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Freddie @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:52 pm

Disastrous wrote:
Freddie wrote:jeanos



hmm?


Jeans, but made of cotton chino material.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:56 pm

Freddie wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Freddie wrote:jeanos



hmm?


Jeans, but made of cotton chino material.


Of course we can't simply let this go.

Jeanos, Fredders?
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Freddie @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:00 pm

Rod Rammage wrote:
Freddie wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Freddie wrote:jeanos



hmm?


Jeans, but made of cotton chino material.


Of course we can't simply let this go.

Jeanos, Fredders?


FFS, here: www.peterchristian.co.uk/the-jeano/
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:03 pm

:rofl:
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:10 pm

Very nice, Fredders.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Clown Ice Skater #4 @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:27 pm

Lots, because my favourite colour is red.

I am wearing a red blouse today, forex.

I also have red jeans, a red shirt, a couple of red dresses, a red winter coat, a couple of red T shirts and red shoes.

I wouldn't wear them all at the same time though.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:32 pm

Freddie wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:
Freddie wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Freddie wrote:jeanos



hmm?


Jeans, but made of cotton chino material.


Of course we can't simply let this go.

Jeanos, Fredders?


FFS, here: http://www.peterchristian.co.uk/the-jeano/


a hint of spandex

Nice.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:41 pm

Clown Ice Skater #4 wrote:Lots, because my favourite colour is red.

I am wearing a red blouse today, forex.

I also have red jeans, a red shirt, a couple of red dresses, a red winter coat, a couple of red T shirts and red shoes.

I wouldn't wear them all at the same time though.


Different for girls of course.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:46 pm

Ooo!

I've remembered that my racing boots and gloves are red!
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Clown Ice Skater #4 @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:03 pm

Rod Rammage wrote:
Clown Ice Skater #4 wrote:Lots, because my favourite colour is red.

I am wearing a red blouse today, forex.

I also have red jeans, a red shirt, a couple of red dresses, a red winter coat, a couple of red T shirts and red shoes.

I wouldn't wear them all at the same time though.


Different for girls of course.


Sexist
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by span @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:23 pm

I love the idea of wearing red but it's not my colour.

These days I choose clothes for a (small, 2 year old) bloke, too, so I also have Views on red shorts. Spanlet has some, and they're fine, but they're not a patch on his orangey-red shorts.

Look, here's spanlet at his mate's naming ceremony. Isn't he smart!

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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by minimoog @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:23 pm

Do you get much casual work in December Freddie?
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:46 pm

span wrote:I love the idea of wearing red but it's not my colour.

These days I choose clothes for a (small, 2 year old) bloke, too, so I also have Views on red shorts. Spanlet has some, and they're fine, but they're not a patch on his orangey-red shorts.

Look, here's spanlet at his mate's naming ceremony. Isn't he smart!

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Cute kid spanners, well done. :)
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by minimoog @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:54 pm

Yes v cute. Also jealous of your garden bar.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:03 pm

span wrote:I love the idea of wearing red but it's not my colour.

These days I choose clothes for a (small, 2 year old) bloke, too, so I also have Views on red shorts. Spanlet has some, and they're fine, but they're not a patch on his orangey-red shorts.

Look, here's spanlet at his mate's naming ceremony. Isn't he smart!

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Handsome little fellow Spanners!
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Clown Ice Skater #4 @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:20 pm

He looks like the coolest kid, span.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Strawman @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:24 pm

Yes well done, also worrying how quickly time goes, I thought you only got him a couple of months ago.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:31 pm

Strawman wrote:Yes well done, also worrying how quickly time goes, I thought you only got him a couple of months ago.


Yes that's true.

Is this another child, spanners?
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:57 pm

Spanlet looks the actual bomb. I wish I could keep posting pictures of my own children but they're just not adorable little children any more.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Babysealclub @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:05 pm

I own a pair of red socks. Ok, burgundy. I own a pair of burgundy socks.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by S1K @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:47 pm

I don't think I own any red clothes at all.

I once had a red Che Guevara t-shirt which my aunt and uncle bought for me when I was about eleven, but I'm pretty sure I haven't owned any red clothes since then.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by ttwiggy @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:52 pm

spast1kunt wrote:
I once had a red Che Guevara t-shirt which my aunt and uncle bought for me when I was about eleven


Cool - were they members of Baader-Meinhoff?
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by S1K @ Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:58 pm

It's strange. I'd have said that they were in fact the least left-wing of any of my aunts and uncles if you'd asked me to rank them.

I had some real yoghurt-weaving beardy-weardy aunts and uncles who worked for charities in Africa and stood as Labour candidates but these ran their own computer company and didn't really show any signs of latent communism other than a desire to dress a child in tribute to a revolutionary.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:54 am

Ordinarily no, but as our 10 year anniversary coincides with National day here we decided to print up some appropriately coloured polo shirts & t-shirts to show our love for the little red dot.

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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by Rod Rammage @ Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:57 am

Yeah I probably would.

HappyGoLucky wrote: the little red dot.


Wut.
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Re: Do you own any *RED* clothes?

Post by span @ Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:07 am

>beams< Thanks guys!

spast1kunt wrote:I once had a red Che Guevara t-shirt which my aunt and uncle bought for me when I was about eleven, but I'm pretty sure I haven't owned any red clothes since then.

By coincidence, spanlet also has a Che Guevara t-shirt from his aunt (very left, married to my UKIP-voting brother) from her trip to Cuba! It's not red though.
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