All the remakes you can eat

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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by mervynp @ Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:07 pm

Käsemeister wrote:Abrams and JNolan, so I predict lens flares and exposition.


watched the first episode last night, seems like a quality item.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Käsemeister @ Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:42 pm

Highlander.... there can be only... erm, three. Trilogy planned, and with the director of John Wick. Could be good, would be better if they could tempt Schauuun back.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Hooli @ Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:57 pm

Remake Highlander? they'll never equal it because Queen won't do another soundtrack & that is what made the film.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Damien Thorn @ Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:11 pm

Have we done Jumanji already? With The Rock and Jack Black and Karen Gillan?

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And Kevin Hart, not pictured.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Deuteronomy @ Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:17 pm

>pinches bridge of nose<

Really? Jumanji?

Why??

Have we actually run out of stories now?
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Monty @ Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:23 pm

Not strictly a remake, more a re-hash:

Original video page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS9dKELMI4k
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Käsemeister @ Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:24 pm

Deuteronomy wrote:>pinches bridge of nose<

Really? Jumanji?

Why??

Have we actually run out of stories now?


Prepare yourself:















Jumanji was already a remake.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Käsemeister @ Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:27 pm

Not quite a remake but...

https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/spielb ... y-19-2019/

So there we go then.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Damien Thorn @ Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:33 am

Käsemeister wrote:Not quite a remake but...

https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/spielb ... y-19-2019/

So there we go then.

No mention of Shia LaBoeuf...
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Deuteronomy @ Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:10 am

Damien Thorn wrote:
Käsemeister wrote:Not quite a remake but...

https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/spielb ... y-19-2019/

So there we go then.

No mention of Shia LaBoeuf...


No one ever should.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Käsemeister @ Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:23 am

Nor of George Lucas for that matter.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Disastrous @ Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:55 am

Christ. How old is Ford now??

Raiders of the Lost Arkthritis.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by dirtyboy @ Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:22 am

Käsemeister wrote:Oh. For. Goodness. Sake.

Original video page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXZdEmvcFdU




Watched this with the wife the other day...was annoyed for first 20 mins, but eventually came round to it not being Gibson and Glover and enjoyed it.

I know..naughty...bad me.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by S1K @ Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:22 am

Disastrous wrote:Christ. How old is Ford now??

Raiders of the Lost Arkthritis.

Ouch.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Replacement Hip?
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Damien Thorn @ Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:51 pm

dirtyboy wrote:
Käsemeister wrote:Oh. For. Goodness. Sake.

Original video page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXZdEmvcFdU




Watched this with the wife the other day...was annoyed for first 20 mins, but eventually came round to it not being Gibson and Glover and enjoyed it.

I know..naughty...bad me.

I watched it too and quite enjoyed it. Mentioned it on the telly thread.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Careless Whisperer @ Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:22 pm

spast1kunt wrote:
Disastrous wrote:Christ. How old is Ford now??

Raiders of the Lost Arkthritis.

Ouch.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Replacement Hip?

India Jones and the Commode of Doom
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Käsemeister @ Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:13 pm

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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Doctor Congo @ Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:17 pm

Käsemeister wrote:For. fcuk's. Sake.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-v ... ros-986292


Why?

Have they become so devoid of ideas?
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Hooli @ Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:10 pm

Käsemeister wrote:For. fcuk's. Sake.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-v ... ros-986292



FFS indeed, its' only a couple (18) years old.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:12 pm

Damien Thorn wrote:Have we done Jumanji already? With The Rock and Jack Black and Karen Gillan?

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And Kevin Hart, not pictured.

STOP going on about the EU
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by span @ Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:37 am

Tokyo Sexwale wrote:STOP going on about the EU

Laugh. I only partly understand what you're doing, but laugh all the same.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Damien Thorn @ Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:39 am

First bits of actual news appear about the Tomb Raider reboot. Based on the reboot games, which seems strange and yet obvious at the same time.

http://www.theverge.com/2017/3/27/15076114/tomb-raider-movie-reboot-lara-croft-alicia-vikander-photos-stills

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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by CJ+ @ Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:49 am

I never understood the popular appeal of a film about a woman whose hobby is stealing things and killing adorable animals.

If you break into a house and take an entirely replaceable television - pikey scum!

Break into a sacred tomb and take a unique, irreplaceable, priceless artifact of enormous cultural significance, killing half the wildlife along the way - hero!

It just goes to show that if you've got got big tits, you can get away with anything.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Pigeon @ Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:24 pm

Damien Thorn wrote:And Kevin Hart, not pictured.


Ist.

...hang on, fcuk's up with this?

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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by CJ+ @ Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:41 am

It's almost as if his legs are in bright sunlight and his upper body is in the shade.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Damien Thorn @ Tue May 09, 2017 6:35 am

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Post by Käsemeister @ Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:08 pm

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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Hooli @ Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:15 pm



Denied, the pattern is full.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by GingerNinja @ Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:07 am

CJ+ wrote:I never understood the popular appeal of a film about a woman whose hobby is stealing things and killing adorable animals.

If you break into a house and take an entirely replaceable television - pikey scum!

Break into a sacred tomb and take a unique, irreplaceable, priceless artifact of enormous cultural significance, killing half the wildlife along the way - hero!

It just goes to show that if you've got got big tits, you can get away with anything.
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Lol.

Well, if done properly, it really should just be the equivalent of a modern Indiana Jones......with tits. I'm sure Indy killed his fair share of wildlife too - deffo snakes and spiders and didn't he scare a flock of birds to their deaths in a propeller in the third one? Well, his dad did so same same. Not to mention all those adorable Nazis.
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Re: All the remakes you can eat

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:31 am

I'd forgotten they were remaking Flatliners until the trailer came out this morning:

Original video page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1S52y5ZVlY
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