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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:42 am

Deuteronomy wrote:Looks good, but shame it's a Metalica soundtrack and not the original Biohazard.

I think it looks superb. And I liked the way the trailer was cut together to make the machinegunshots the drums of One.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by DI Burnside @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:02 am

Damien Thorn wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:Looks good, but shame it's a Metalica soundtrack and not the original Biohazard.

I think it looks superb. And I liked the way the trailer was cut together to make the machinegunshots the drums of One.

Me too, so shut up Deuts.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:00 am

DI Burnside wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:Looks good, but shame it's a Metalica soundtrack and not the original Biohazard.

I think it looks superb. And I liked the way the trailer was cut together to make the machinegunshots the drums of One.

Me too, so shut up Deuts.



Me three. Especially the double kick-drum rolls.

I presume that’s the Punisher that knocked about Daredevil in the first or second episode of the latest series so I’d better hurry up and finish watching it first?
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Greg66 @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:02 am

Disastrous wrote:
DI Burnside wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:Looks good, but shame it's a Metalica soundtrack and not the original Biohazard.

I think it looks superb. And I liked the way the trailer was cut together to make the machinegunshots the drums of One.

Me too, so shut up Deuts.



Me three. Especially the double kick-drum rolls.

I presume that’s the Punisher that knocked about Daredevil in the first or second episode of the latest series so I’d better hurry up and finish watching it first?


Yes, it's that Punisher.

I think need to do some work on this to make it more watchable. I don't really see 8/10/13 episodes of brutally shooting baddies and the Punisher getting occasionally beaten up really being that engaging.

13 hours of Charles Bronson in Death Wish would be, err, well, boring.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Strawman @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:08 am

He competes in a flower arranging contest in episode 6.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Greg66 @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:15 am

Strawman wrote:He competes in a flower arranging contest in episode 6.


But comes third, so kills everyone with a minigun.

Fortunately though they were mostly bad guys working undercover. Mostly. But hey! You've got to break some eggs if you want to make an omelette!
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Damien Thorn @ Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:35 am

Original video page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_TJKwJwN0E


I'm starting to think this looks like quite good tongue-in-cheek fun. The sort of film I'd take my son to because I'd secretly like to watch Karen Gillan jumping about in shorts.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Strawman @ Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:58 pm

When they put this on UK Netflix will they change the title?

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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:40 am

And indeed gasp! / rofl!

Original video page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VaIL-zKsdc
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:14 am

Damien Thorn wrote:Gasp!

Original video page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_cZ3rOmY-s


FFS! Is there a single film where she doesn't do that worried face??
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:24 am

Deuteronomy wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Gasp!

Original video page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_cZ3rOmY-s


FFS! Is there a single film where she doesn't do that worried face??
Oscar-winning worried face.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:26 am

Damien Thorn wrote:Oscar-winning worried face.


She's properly shit in everything, especially the Starwars films - not even Hayden Christensen could make her look like a good actress.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Käsemeister @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:27 am

Leon
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:28 am

Deuteronomy wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Oscar-winning worried face.


She's properly shit in everything, especially the Starwars films - not even Hayden Christensen could make her look like a good actress.



I hate her! She’s shit in Pirates of the Caribbean too.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:37 am

Disastrous wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Oscar-winning worried face.


She's properly shit in everything, especially the Starwars films - not even Hayden Christensen could make her look like a good actress.



I hate her! She’s shit in Pirates of the Caribbean too.


They are interchangeably shit!

Käsemeister wrote:Leon


Bitch please, she got away with it in Leon as she was a child - her style hasn't changed.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:04 am

To my surprise, I've realised the only reason I don't hate Natalie Ornaments* is because years ago I saw some really well-done fake porn of her. Every film I've seen her in is dull: someone gave me a dvd of her in Closer which is apparently raunchy, but I can't watch it because I'm frightened it's got Clive Owen in.

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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:28 pm

I've also just realised that having posted two trailers there "back to back", the comments have been about how boring Natalie Permanent* is, and literally no word about the astonishing first-person splatter gut-pulling finger-mangling machine gun mayhem of the other one.


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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Käsemeister @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:31 pm

Because it looks like utter shit.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Greg66 @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:47 pm

Deuteronomy wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Oscar-winning worried face.


She's properly shit in everything, especially the Starwars films - not even Hayden Christensen could make her look like a good actress.



I hate her! She’s shit in Pirates of the Caribbean too.


They are interchangeably shit!

Käsemeister wrote:Leon


Bitch please, she got away with it in Leon as she was a child - her style hasn't changed.


Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong.

See: Black Swan.

Though TBH I think she's OK even when she's not doing hot anorexic lezzer stuff.

Annihilation looks like it's about Japanese Knotweed and LSD though.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:48 pm

Käsemeister wrote:Because it looks like utter shit.


KM makes a strong case Damo.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:49 pm

Greg66 wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Oscar-winning worried face.


She's properly shit in everything, especially the Starwars films - not even Hayden Christensen could make her look like a good actress.



I hate her! She’s shit in Pirates of the Caribbean too.


They are interchangeably shit!

Käsemeister wrote:Leon


Bitch please, she got away with it in Leon as she was a child - her style hasn't changed.


Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong.

See: Black Swan.

Though TBH I think she's OK even when she's not doing hot anorexic lezzer stuff.

Annihilation looks like it's about Japanese Knotweed and LSD though.


FFS Greg, your credibility is at an all time low.

Check yourself.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Greg66 @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:51 pm

Deuteronomy wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Oscar-winning worried face.


She's properly shit in everything, especially the Starwars films - not even Hayden Christensen could make her look like a good actress.



I hate her! She’s shit in Pirates of the Caribbean too.


They are interchangeably shit!

Käsemeister wrote:Leon


Bitch please, she got away with it in Leon as she was a child - her style hasn't changed.


Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong.

See: Black Swan.

Though TBH I think she's OK even when she's not doing hot anorexic lezzer stuff.

Annihilation looks like it's about Japanese Knotweed and LSD though.


FFS Greg, your credibility is at an all time low.

Check yourself.


Doots, if you like the look of Annihilation, that's fine. It's a free country.

It's obviously tosh, but I refuse to judge it. Or you.

<rolls eyes, shakes head in disbelief>
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:56 pm

Greg66 wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Oscar-winning worried face.


She's properly shit in everything, especially the Starwars films - not even Hayden Christensen could make her look like a good actress.



I hate her! She’s shit in Pirates of the Caribbean too.


They are interchangeably shit!

Käsemeister wrote:Leon


Bitch please, she got away with it in Leon as she was a child - her style hasn't changed.


Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong.

See: Black Swan.

Though TBH I think she's OK even when she's not doing hot anorexic lezzer stuff.

Annihilation looks like it's about Japanese Knotweed and LSD though.


FFS Greg, your credibility is at an all time low.

Check yourself.


Doots, if you like the look of Annihilation, that's fine. It's a free country.

It's obviously tosh, but I refuse to judge it. Or you.

<rolls eyes, shakes head in disbelief>


You're just ranting now.

Anyway, I accept your apology.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Greg66 @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:01 pm

Deuteronomy wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Deuteronomy wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Oscar-winning worried face.


She's properly shit in everything, especially the Starwars films - not even Hayden Christensen could make her look like a good actress.



I hate her! She’s shit in Pirates of the Caribbean too.


They are interchangeably shit!

Käsemeister wrote:Leon


Bitch please, she got away with it in Leon as she was a child - her style hasn't changed.


Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong.

See: Black Swan.

Though TBH I think she's OK even when she's not doing hot anorexic lezzer stuff.

Annihilation looks like it's about Japanese Knotweed and LSD though.


FFS Greg, your credibility is at an all time low.

Check yourself.


Doots, if you like the look of Annihilation, that's fine. It's a free country.

It's obviously tosh, but I refuse to judge it. Or you.

<rolls eyes, shakes head in disbelief>


You're just ranting now.

Anyway, I accept your apology.


MY APOLOGY WILL BE DELIVERED BY HAND AND TAKE THE FORM OF A MOSTLY HUMAN TURD MOULDED INTO A FACSIMILE OF YOUR FACE! YOU NEEDY APOLOGY SEEKING HORROR!

AND WHERE THE fcuk IS MY fcuking BIKE! THIEVING cnuts, THE DELIVERY MAN IS COMING TO YOU NEXT!
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Strawman @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:15 pm

Why 'mostly human' are you some sort of genetic experiment Gregg? Like in that documentary The Fly, where Jeff Goldblum's DNA gets mixed with a house fly?
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:35 pm

Greg66 wrote:
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong.

See: Black Swan.

Though TBH I think she's OK even when she's not doing hot anorexic lezzer stuff.



Is she even in Black Swan? No, she isn't, Gregg. It's Mila Kunis, the hot one. And Vincent Cassell, the Frenchman. Keira Portman isn't even close to being in Black Swan.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:44 pm

Deuteronomy wrote:
Käsemeister wrote:Because it looks like utter shit.


KM makes a strong case Damo.
It's never stopped me before!
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Greg66 @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:07 pm

Disastrous wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong.

See: Black Swan.

Though TBH I think she's OK even when she's not doing hot anorexic lezzer stuff.



Is she even in Black Swan? No, she isn't, Gregg. It's Mila Kunis, the hot one. And Vincent Cassell, the Frenchman. Keira Portman isn't even close to being in Black Swan.



<Squints very hard at Dis>

<peers into his ear only to see daylight in the distance>

Ahhhh! I see.

Here, Dis, have this bag of grain. Someone will be along shortly.
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Re: Trailers for Exciting Things

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:19 pm

Greg66 wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Greg66 wrote:
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong.

See: Black Swan.

Though TBH I think she's OK even when she's not doing hot anorexic lezzer stuff.



Is she even in Black Swan? No, she isn't, Gregg. It's Mila Kunis, the hot one. And Vincent Cassell, the Frenchman. Keira Portman isn't even close to being in Black Swan.



<Squints very hard at Dis>

<peers into his ear only to see daylight in the distance>

Ahhhh! I see.

Here, Dis, have this bag of grain. Someone will be along shortly.


Check the poster you massive wrong shit!

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