Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

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Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Disastrous @ Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:44 pm

That's just the coolest thing ever. I'm tempted to get my crashed lid painted the same way as an ornament.

Not Lorenzo's but close enough:

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Post by Barbarianna @ Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:37 pm

Most cool. Not sure if it would be cooler still with a matching set of leathers? Overkill maybe.
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Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:24 pm

zaramilo wrote:How many calories do you burn doing a half ironman? I just competed in the Timberman 70.3 Half Ironman and this question was asked to me. I know it all depends on how fast you go and maybe some other factors, but is there a rough estimate?



I burn 250 calories every time I do an Iron Man.
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Post by Turntable @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:25 pm

I have worked out that I need an intake of 350 to produce an ironman
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Post by Il Duce @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:34 pm

Which sort of Ironman?

Ironman While getting a blowjob you bust a nut in the chicks mouth, then slam a magnet to her braces making her swallow.

Ironman In close reference to "superman", ironman is when a man gets upset with his female companion for not having sex with him and cums all over her body, wraps her up in alluminum foil, and lets it dry so that she looks like the super hero; Ironman.

Ironman Eat a girl out when she's having her period


I would imagine that the former two would take about 173 calories whilst the latter would be calorie positive.
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Post by thekungfury @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:39 pm

zaramilo wrote:How many calories do you burn doing a half ironman? I just competed in the Timberman 70.3 Half Ironman and this question was asked to me. I know it all depends on how fast you go and maybe some other factors, but is there a rough estimate?

A friend of mine finished 383rd in the 70.3 World Championships in Vegas.

He ate a Snickers beforehand I think.
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Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:40 pm

Il Duce wrote:
Ironman In close reference to "superman", ironman is when a man gets upset with his female companion for not having sex with him and cums all over her body, wraps her up in alluminum foil, and lets it dry so that she looks like the super hero; Ironman.




That's quite effort-intensive revenge.
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Post by Il Duce @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:42 pm

Disastrous wrote:
Il Duce wrote:
Ironman In close reference to "superman", ironman is when a man gets upset with his female companion for not having sex with him and cums all over her body, wraps her up in alluminum foil, and lets it dry so that she looks like the super hero; Ironman.




That's quite effort-intensive revenge.


Hmmm. I'll revise my calorie count to 436.
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Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:01 pm

Disastrous wrote:That's just the coolest thing ever. I'm tempted to get my crashed lid painted the same way as an ornament.



This is awkward.
I hate that thing. I can't even compromise or remain silent for politenesses sake. I fcuking hate it!!
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Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:03 pm

Second Marine wrote:
Disastrous wrote:That's just the coolest thing ever. I'm tempted to get my crashed lid painted the same way as an ornament.



This is awkward.
I hate that thing. I can't even compromise or remain silent for politenesses sake. I fcuking hate it!!



So 2010.

Dragons.
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Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:04 pm

The Lorenzo one wasn't shit, though.

Fewer shit anyway.
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Post by thekungfury @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:04 pm

In all seriousness for a second, do you wear your dragon helmet '2?
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Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:05 pm

Disastrous wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
Disastrous wrote:That's just the coolest thing ever. I'm tempted to get my crashed lid painted the same way as an ornament.



This is awkward.
I hate that thing. I can't even compromise or remain silent for politenesses sake. I fcuking hate it!!



So 2010.

Dragons.

Oh I've been retrofucked!

PS Dragons rule. Here are just two of many comments regarding my newest helmet:

'>thumb up<' after nodding at my helmet. (He was wearing the same and wanted to indicate that he preferred mine and that he was copying).

'Yes'

The end.
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Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:06 pm

TKF wrote:In all seriousness for a second, do you wear your dragon helmet '2?


Only because it's the coolest thing ever. Yes.
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Post by Monty @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:11 pm

Second Marine wrote:
TKF wrote:In all seriousness for a second, do you wear your dragon helmet '2?


Only because it's the coolest thing ever. Yes.


Have we seen a picture of it. No, I don't think we have have we!
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Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:14 pm

Dragon helmets are coolest. Like mine:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch ... ih=356#i=0

I've not seen yours but I would imagine that it is NOT cool. Possibly even the sort of thing a French taxidermist would wear on a first date. A GAY date.
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Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:15 pm

Monty wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
TKF wrote:In all seriousness for a second, do you wear your dragon helmet '2?


Only because it's the coolest thing ever. Yes.


Have we seen a picture of it. No, I don't think we have have we!

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Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:16 pm

nervy wrote:Dragon helmets are coolest. Like mine:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch ... ih=356#i=0

I've not seen yours but I would imagine that it is NOT cool. Possibly even the sort of thing a French taxidermist would wear on a first date. A GAY date.

Link doesn't work but I'll say it's disgusting, pre-emptively.
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Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:17 pm

Second Marine wrote:
Monty wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
TKF wrote:In all seriousness for a second, do you wear your dragon helmet '2?


Only because it's the coolest thing ever. Yes.


Have we seen a picture of it. No, I don't think we have have we!

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2M, you're not going to like this, but Hooli had one of those.
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Post by Monty @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:19 pm

Second Marine wrote:
Monty wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
TKF wrote:In all seriousness for a second, do you wear your dragon helmet '2?


Only because it's the coolest thing ever. Yes.


Have we seen a picture of it. No, I don't think we have have we!

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Sigh. Just another fad I assume.

You are to helmets what a woman is to handbags & shoes.

There!
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Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:20 pm

nervy wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
Monty wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
TKF wrote:In all seriousness for a second, do you wear your dragon helmet '2?


Only because it's the coolest thing ever. Yes.


Have we seen a picture of it. No, I don't think we have have we!

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:heart:


2M, you're not going to like this, but Hooli had one of those.


I neither like it nor believe it. Just like Diabetes type II.
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Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:20 pm

I believe it utterly. Leather jeans, also.
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Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:21 pm

nervy wrote:Dragon helmets are coolest. Like mine:

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Comp ... id-6x2.JPG

I've not seen yours but I would imagine that it is NOT cool. Possibly even the sort of thing a French taxidermist would wear on a first date. A GAY date.


It's working now etc.
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Post by thekungfury @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:21 pm

I never thought I'd type this, but look at the back of 2M's helmet.
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What a bell he must look
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Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:22 pm

Second Marine wrote:
nervy wrote:Dragon helmets are coolest. Like mine:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch ... ih=356#i=0

I've not seen yours but I would imagine that it is NOT cool. Possibly even the sort of thing a French taxidermist would wear on a first date. A GAY date.

Link doesn't work but I'll say it's disgusting, pre-emptively.


Wrong slam!

http://www.brandedbiker.co.uk/Arai-Helm ... elmet-2076
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Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:22 pm

TKF wrote:I never thought I'd type this, but look at the back of 2M's helmet.
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What a bell he must look


Alright, Cock Wan!
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Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:23 pm

TKF wrote:I never thought I'd type this, but look at the back of 2M's helmet.
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What a shoei he must look



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Post by thekungfury @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:23 pm

nervy wrote:Dragon helmets are coolest. Like mine:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch ... ih=356#i=0

I've not seen yours but I would imagine that it is NOT cool. Possibly even the sort of thing a French taxidermist would wear on a first date. A GAY date.

This one?

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Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:23 pm

Second Marine wrote:
nervy wrote:Dragon helmets are coolest. Like mine:

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Comp ... id-6x2.JPG

I've not seen yours but I would imagine that it is NOT cool. Possibly even the sort of thing a French taxidermist would wear on a first date. A GAY date.


It's working now etc.


You're silence says more than your typing ever could.
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Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:23 pm

Monty wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
Monty wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
TKF wrote:In all seriousness for a second, do you wear your dragon helmet '2?


Only because it's the coolest thing ever. Yes.


Have we seen a picture of it. No, I don't think we have have we!

Image

:heart:


Sigh. Just another fad I assume.

You are to helmets what a woman is to handbags & shoes.

There!


FFS - et tu Montu?

Show us your helmet* then?

*helmet.
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