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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Turntable @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:24 pm

I will give £10 to charity if someone can prove that Hooli has one of those dragon helmets. Please.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:24 pm

TKF wrote:
nervy wrote:Dragon helmets are coolest. Like mine:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch ... ih=356#i=0

I've not seen yours but I would imagine that it is NOT cool. Possibly even the sort of thing a French taxidermist would wear on a first date. A GAY date.

This one?

Image


Yes. It's art. Not just dragons. Art!
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:25 pm

nervy wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
nervy wrote:Dragon helmets are coolest. Like mine:

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Comp ... id-6x2.JPG

I've not seen yours but I would imagine that it is NOT cool. Possibly even the sort of thing a French taxidermist would wear on a first date. A GAY date.


It's working now etc.


You're silence says more than your typing ever could.


If only youtube allowed videos of it.

I'm trying to be kind nowadays so I won't say anything too bad about it. It just reminds me of the Jewish Holocaust.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:26 pm

Second Marine wrote:
nervy wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
nervy wrote:Dragon helmets are coolest. Like mine:

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Comp ... id-6x2.JPG

I've not seen yours but I would imagine that it is NOT cool. Possibly even the sort of thing a French taxidermist would wear on a first date. A GAY date.


It's working now etc.


You're silence says more than your typing ever could.


If only youtube allowed videos of it.

I'm trying to be kind nowadays so I won't say anything too bad about it. It just reminds me of the Jewish Genocide.


That's certainly what drew me to it. That and the free mass extermination of gypsies side pods.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Turntable @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:27 pm

I have never seen two grown men fighting about who has the better dragon helmet.

FOr balance, I rode my motorbike this morning with socks on my hands as it was so cold and I couldn't find some gloves. Black socks with red toes.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:28 pm

Does it have the removable-in-an-emergency-airraid cheek pads?
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:28 pm

Turntable wrote:I will give £10 to charity if someone can prove that Hooli has one of those dragon helmets. Please.


He was wearing it when I met him.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Monty @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:28 pm

Second Marine wrote:FFS - et tu Montu?

Show us your helmet* then?

*helmet.


<snigger>

No! Don't tempt me!
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:29 pm

Turntable wrote:I have never seen two grown men fighting about who has the better dragon helmet.

FOr balance, I rode my motorbike this morning with socks on my hands as it was so cold and I couldn't find some gloves. Black socks with red toes.


I suspect one of these statements to be a lie.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Monty @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:30 pm

Turntable wrote:I have never seen two grown men fighting about who has the better dragon helmet.

FOr balance, I rode my motorbike this morning with socks on my hands as it was so cold and I couldn't find some gloves. Black socks with red toes.


Such an embarrassment to the motorcycling fraternity.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by thekungfury @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:30 pm

I've wandered into a strange place where people I know* and potentially even like# go and buy helmets that I hate with every fibre of my being.

And they say they like them without a hint of irony.

I reckon they are sat that waiting for me to cave and say "They aren't that bad, I suppose" and then pounce.

Well, dragon lovers, it ain't going to happen.

These helmets are exactly the same as a wolf's face painted on the spare wheel cover of a Vitara. I won't back down.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:30 pm

Second Marine wrote:Does it have the removable-in-an-emergency-airraid cheek pads?


No, but it does murder all the blacks.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:31 pm

TKF wrote:I've wandered into a strange place where people I know* and potentially even like# go and buy helmets that I hate with every fibre of my being.

And they say they like them without a hint of irony.

I reckon they are sat that waiting for me to cave and say "They aren't that bad, I suppose" and then pounce.

Well, dragon lovers, it ain't going to happen.

These helmets are exactly the same as a wolf's face painted on the spare wheel cover of a Vitara. I won't back down.


Won't you, though?
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:33 pm

TKF wrote:I've wandered into a strange place where people I know* and potentially even like# go and buy helmets that I hate with every fibre of my being.

And they say they like them without a hint of irony.

I reckon they are sat that waiting for me to cave and say "They aren't that bad, I suppose" and then pounce.

Well, dragon lovers, it ain't going to happen.

These helmets are exactly the same as a wolf's face painted on the spare wheel cover of a Vitara. I won't back down.



Mine's not exactly exciting, in fairness:

Image

No Dragons though...
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:34 pm

I can understand your views tk.

But do you seriously think this looks shit:

The razzmatazz.JPG


(Note, I will still like it regardless ofc)
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by thekungfury @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:36 pm

Disastrous wrote:Mine's not exactly exciting, in fairness:

That how a helmet should be, black.

Something something Traci Lords something.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:37 pm

TKF wrote:
Disastrous wrote:Mine's not exactly exciting, in fairness:

That how a helmet should be, black.


Exactly
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:38 pm

Disastrous wrote:
TKF wrote:I've wandered into a strange place where people I know* and potentially even like# go and buy helmets that I hate with every fibre of my being.

And they say they like them without a hint of irony.

I reckon they are sat that waiting for me to cave and say "They aren't that bad, I suppose" and then pounce.

Well, dragon lovers, it ain't going to happen.J

These helmets are exactly the same as a wolf's face painted on the spare wheel cover of a Vitara. I won't back down.



Mine's not exactly exciting, in fairness:

Image

No Dragons though...


Is that the 802? I have the Lorenzo 802 as it was on sale and it's the comfiest thing ever.

I'm such a sucker for a helmet (hahahaha etc), I have 11. I can't seem to stop buying them/ rimming tramps.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:38 pm

Second Marine wrote:
TKF wrote:
Disastrous wrote:Mine's not exactly exciting, in fairness:

That how a helmet should be, black.


Exactly



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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:39 pm

TKF wrote:
Disastrous wrote:Mine's not exactly exciting, in fairness:

That how a helmet should be, black.

Something something Traci Lords something.


Does she still look ace? She can only be minutes away from the inevitable negrow now.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:40 pm

nervy wrote:
Is that the 802? I have the Lorenzo 802 as it was on sale and it's the comfiest thing ever.

I'm such a sucker for a helmet (hahahaha etc), I have 11. I can't seem to stop buying them/ rimming tramps.



602. Comfy and it worked before so I'm convinced. Seems noisy though, based on no comparisons with anything else.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Turntable @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:41 pm

nervy wrote:[I'm such a sucker for a helmet (hahahaha etc), I have 11. I can't seem to stop buying them/ rimming tramps.


laugh
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:41 pm

Disastrous wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
TKF wrote:
Disastrous wrote:Mine's not exactly exciting, in fairness:

That how a helmet should be, black.


Exactly



Dragons


D, you're a fcuking aesthete/ ponce like me- mine has a famous dragon on it,FFS, out of fcuking ART. You can't possibly say its not AWESOME.

although, admittedly the dragon isn't in the wave picture, but wev.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by thekungfury @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:42 pm

Second Marine wrote:I can understand your views tk.

But do you seriously think this looks shit:

The black visor improves it marginally.

But it's still got dragons on it.

Dragons drawn in the style of somebody who plays Dungeons &.

I hate it. I really do.

If it was offered would you have a dragon etched into the back of your iPhone? Exactly.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:43 pm

Disastrous wrote:
nervy wrote:
Is that the 802? I have the Lorenzo 802 as it was on sale and it's the comfiest thing ever.

I'm such a sucker for a helmet (hahahaha etc), I have 11. I can't seem to stop buying them/ rimming tramps.



602. Comfy and it worked before so I'm convinced. Seems noisy though, based on no comparisons with anything else.


It is noisy as fcuk, yes. I refuse to wear ear plugs though as I fear it will affect my hearing and I don't like 2m's shit lid.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:44 pm

TKF wrote:
Second Marine wrote:I can understand your views tk.

But do you seriously think this looks shit:

The black visor improves it marginally.

But it's still got dragons on it.

Dragons drawn in the style of somebody who plays Dungeons &.

I hate it. I really do.

If it was offered would you have a dragon etched into the back of your iPhone? Exactly.


I just don't think you're adrenal enough to appreciate it. I now know that's where the confusion lies. My adrenal glans is huge.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by nervy @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:44 pm

TKF wrote:
Second Marine wrote:I can understand your views tk.

But do you seriously think this looks shit:

The black visor improves it marginally.

But it's still got dragons on it.

Dragons drawn in the style of somebody who plays Dungeons &.

I hate it. I really do.

If it was offered would you have a dragon etched into the back of your iPhone? Exactly.


I know Teeks likes my dragon hat. We're just tight like that. He doesn't even need to type it at me.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:45 pm

nervy wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Second Marine wrote:
TKF wrote:
Disastrous wrote:Mine's not exactly exciting, in fairness:

That how a helmet should be, black.


Exactly



Dragons


D, you're a fcuking aesthete/ ponce like me- mine has a famous dragon on it,FFS, out of fcuking ART. You can't possibly say its not AWESOME.

although, admittedly the dragon isn't in the wave picture, but wev.



...I don't know how to begin this...Look, I'll just be honest. First off, I quite like yours nervy. But...and this is the problem for me, they called it the 'Oriental'. I can't get on with that. If they'd called it 'The Hokusai' or even if it was called 'Oriental by Hokusai, for Arai' I could have loved it and would have enjoyed telling other bikers at meets all about Hokusai's more famous works. But they didn't and I can't.

Edited to add a 'secondly'...

Secondly, something else.
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:47 pm

nervy wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
nervy wrote:
Is that the 802? I have the Lorenzo 802 as it was on sale and it's the comfiest thing ever.

I'm such a sucker for a helmet (hahahaha etc), I have 11. I can't seem to stop buying them/ rimming tramps.



602. Comfy and it worked before so I'm convinced. Seems noisy though, based on no comparisons with anything else.


It is noisy as fcuk, yes. I refuse to wear ear plugs though as I fear it will affect my hearing and I don't like 2m's shit lid.



Is it really? I have spent my life up until now assuming all helmets are like that. I'll be upset if I have an especially noisy one because [i]in my line of work, I need my hearing to be at 100%, all the time. That's why I use earplugs when riding[i].
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Re: Lorenzo Iron Man helmet.

Post by Turntable @ Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:48 pm

TKF wrote:[If it was offered would you have a dragon etched into the back of your iPhone? Exactly.


Whilst I dont want to get drawn into dragnlmetgate I would very much like a dragon etched into the back of my iphone
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