Which Ducati did I see?

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Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:05 pm

The beautiful objects thread made me think of this, this other day I saw this brilliant looking Ducati, looked new, stripped but unusually long.

It looked fantastic as it went by, no idea which on though.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:07 pm

>looks at watch<

Well?!
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:09 pm

For fcuks sake, come on!
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:11 pm

Fcuk it.

Lost interest now.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:13 pm

Got to be a Diavel?

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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:15 pm

Yes!

That looks brill.

Nice one Dis, I knew you'd not let me down.

>looks at others<

Not like these other cnuts.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:15 pm

Duke Thrust wrote:Yes!

That looks brill.

Nice one Dis, I knew you'd not let me down.

>looks at others<

Not like these other cnuts.



Yeah, I well want one.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:16 pm

Bit gay IMO!
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:18 pm

Tokyo Sexwale wrote:Bit gay IMO!



You'd love to bum me if I had one so you can shut up!
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:46 pm

Tokyo Sexwale wrote:Bit gay IMO!


Shut your fcuking mouth!
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by NNK @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:28 pm

Its a step on the ladder to Harley & backless chaps ownership.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:45 pm

NNK wrote:Its a step on the ladder to Harley & backless chaps ownership.


You also!
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by moleamol @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:09 pm

'It's so manly and aggressive' your boyfriend might say.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:14 pm

Tokyo Sexwale wrote:Bit gay IMO!


Disastrous wrote:You'd love to bum me if I had one so you can shut up!


NNK wrote:Its a step on the ladder to Harley & backless chaps ownership.


Seems like Dis is already getting into character, is that a little step on the back for his mate to perch on while he does the bumming?
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:38 am

moleamol wrote:'It's so manly and aggressive' your boyfriend might say.


I hate you so much Moley.

Hate.

You.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:00 am

HappyGoLucky wrote:
Tokyo Sexwale wrote:Bit gay IMO!


Disastrous wrote:You'd love to bum me if I had one so you can shut up!


NNK wrote:Its a step on the ladder to Harley & backless chaps ownership.


Seems like Dis is already getting into character, is that a little step on the back for his mate to perch on while he does the bumming?

:laugh:
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:35 am

Disgusting hate speech on this thread and I'm frankly amazed the mods haven't locked it.

Also, Wolverine even fcuking has one you bunch of dicks, haha.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Käsemeister @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:48 am

Yeah he does, and he was in Les Mis.

The mincing baldybeardy thesp.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:01 am

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How can anyone not say it looks fcuking brill and complete hetero - astonishing bullying here for what is clearly an ace bike you bunch of shits!
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by moleamol @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:06 am

You just like it from that angle because it looks like it's presenting. You're pretty much the new WD.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:12 am

moleamol wrote:You just like it from that angle because it looks like it's presenting. You're pretty much the new WD.


I'll present my fist into your horrid face in a minute.

>looks at watch<

>.....<

>.....58, 59, 60<

>kicks sand into Moley's eyes and punches him in the nuts<

Warned you.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by FurDonga @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:19 am

Duke Thrust wrote:Image

How can anyone not say it looks fcuking brill and complete hetero - astonishing bullying here for what is clearly an ace bike you bunch of shits!



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DT and Pillion picured earlier
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by moleamol @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:20 am

Duke Thrust wrote:
moleamol wrote:You just like it from that angle because it looks like it's presenting. You're pretty much the new WD.


I'll present my fist into your horrid face in a minute.

>looks at watch<

>.....<

>.....58, 59, 60<

>kicks sand into Moley's eyes and punches him in the nuts<

Warned you.

:laugh:

Good build up.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:26 am

Duke Thrust wrote:Image

How can anyone not say it looks fcuking brill and complete hetero - astonishing bullying here for what is clearly an ace bike you bunch of shits!


Overcompensatory, as if you're in denial.

sex:
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sexy?:
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:32 am

moleamol wrote:You just like it from that angle because it looks like it's presenting. You're pretty much the new WD.


I look at that bike and I just see this:
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Audi own Ducati so I blame the Germans and their love of Lederhosen, bondage and sausages: All personified in the bike.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:37 am

Duke Thrust wrote:Image

How can anyone not say it looks fcuking brill and complete hetero - astonishing bullying here for what is clearly an ace bike you bunch of shits!

Over compensating per chance?

Moreover there's nowhere for one's waiflike French girlfriend Fabienne on the back! Picture the scene if you will....

Butch runs out and hops back on the Duc'. Fabienne exits the motel room with the boom box and a large purse. When she sees Butch on the DucatiManBummer, she stops dead.FABIENNE: Where did you get this motorcycle?
BUTCH (he kick-starts it in an overly compensating manner instead of using the little button on the handlebars): It's a DucatiManBummer, baby, hop on.
Fabienne slowly approaches the two-wheel demon.FABIENNE: What happened to my Honda? Where am I going to sit?
BUTCH: Sorry baby, I crashed the Honda. Just hop up on the little bumming perch at the back there.
FABIENNE: You're hurt?
BUTCH: I might've broke my nose, no biggie. Hop on.
She doesn't move.
Butch looks at her.
BUTCH: Honey, we gotta hit the Fcukin' road!
Fabienne starts to cry.
Butch realizes that this is not the way to get her on the bike. He turns off the engine and reaches out, taking her hand.
BUTCH: I'm sorry, baby-love.
FABIENNE: (crying) You were gone so long, I started to think dreadful thoughts.
BUTCH: I'm sorry I worried you, sweetie. Everything's fine. Hey, how was breakfast?
FABIENNE: (waterworks drying a little) It was good.
BUTCH: Did you get the blueberry pancakes?
FABIENNE: No, they didn't have blueberry pancakes, I had to get buttermilk –are you sure you're okay?
BUTCH: Baby-love, from the moment I left you, this has been without a doubt the single weirdest day of my entire life. Climb on an' I'll tell ya about it.
Fabienne does climb on. Butch STARTS her up.
FABIENNE: Butch, whose motorcycle is this?
BUTCH: It's a DucatiManBummer.
FABIENNE: Whose DucatiManBummer is this?
BUTCH: Dis's.
FABIENNE: Who's Dis?
BUTCH: Dis's dead, baby, Dis's dead.
And with that, the two lovebirds PEEL AWAY on Grace, as the
SONG on the BOOM BOX RISES.
Fin.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by thekungfury @ Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:59 pm

I saw one of these yesterday weaving through traffic. I thought it looked great and sounded doubly so.

DT is correct and right not to back down to the homophobes.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Turntable @ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:02 pm

TKF wrote:I saw one of these yesterday weaving through traffic. I thought it looked great and sounded doubly so.

DT is correct and right not to back down to the homophobes.


I agree too.
I didn't realise it had been subjected to so much homocule on here. Not fair.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by thekungfury @ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:27 pm

Turntable wrote: homocule.

Smile
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:37 pm

TKF wrote:I saw one of these yesterday weaving through traffic. I thought it looked great and sounded doubly so.

DT is correct and right not to back down to the homophobes.


Thanks hombre, worth yellow booting this mother fcuker.
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