Which Ducati did I see?

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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:55 am

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WalMitty wrote:In all seriousness, I cant see think of a single situation where a Diavel would be better suited to the task than another Ducati from their range.


I can, attending a gay/beastiality rights rally.


Laugh, but no.

As Dis has conclusively proved, they are a vaginal lodestone.



Also 'being Wolverine':

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Admittedly less of a concern for the tiny weak men who are unlikely to be ever asked to be Wolverine and thus can't look at the Diavel without crying but definitely something to bear in mind for all those of us who like the Ducati and are strong and eat meat and fire and women.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:58 am

Disastrous wrote:
Duke Thrust wrote:
Tokyo Sexwale wrote:
WalMitty wrote:In all seriousness, I cant see think of a single situation where a Diavel would be better suited to the task than another Ducati from their range.


I can, attending a gay/beastiality rights rally.


Laugh, but no.

As Dis has conclusively proved, they are a vaginal lodestone.



Also 'being Wolverine':

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Admittedly less of a concern for the tiny weak men who are unlikely to be ever asked to be Wolverine and thus can't look at the Diavel without crying but definitely something to bear in mind for all those of us who like the Ducati and are strong and eat meat and fire and women.

Is there actually anything manly in the entire world now which isn't also a bit gay? Moustaches? Leather? CakeS? Big motorbikes? Wolverine? Fighting? Crying? Being strong? Missiles? Work boots? Combat trousers? Heavy Metal? Comedy films? Sports cars? Extreme sports? All somehow now a bit gay. I blame PIV=R bloggers for this.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:09 am

I blame risk-averse girly-men who are afraid of everything, especially inadvertently PIV-Ring up their WaGs and so have to scoff at everything and call it gay just in case.

Meanwhile, the sexual tyrannosaurs continue to use the earth as our playground, riding massive motorbikes, not shaving and bumming all the girls to a hard rock soundtrack.

The rest turn up their noses behind their artisan farmers market honey and say "Ugh, that bike is well gay, isn't it? I'd hate to be like that!" whilst crying inside.

Dark times.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:12 am

D, you've hit the nail on the head and a big nail needs a big hammer.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:13 am

Disastrous wrote:not shaving

Of course! I forgot beards. Beards are literally the sign of being gay now, somehow. The Sign Of Gay. By Arthur Conan Doyle. Gay.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:17 am

On the contrary, having a beard is an advert of overt, bristling, heterosexuality.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:19 am

Duke Thrust wrote:On the contrary, having a beard is an advert of overt, bristling, heterosexuality.

And yet somehow, in these crazy lez-hugging times, that definitive statement of manliness is now equally dead gay.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:21 am

Duke Thrust wrote:D, you've hit the nail on the head and a big nail needs a big hammer.



I call my big hammer The Truth. And The Truth fcuking hurts.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:22 am

Beards are doing themselves no favours whatsoever recently. The skinny seem to favour them now and if you're slim/skinny and then grow a beard, it makes you look worse.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:22 am

Disastrous wrote:
Duke Thrust wrote:D, you've hit the nail on the head and a big nail needs a big hammer.



I call my big hammer The Truth. And The Truth fcuking hurts.


I call my penis The Truth as most girls can't (physically or mentally) handle it.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:24 am

There is too much gayness on this thread so I have to post this picture as an antidote.
It's a Bonneville Scrambler and it's the first bike I've seen and then wanted, since 1996.
Tell me it is a mistake and why please.

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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:26 am

Il Duce wrote:There is too much gayness on this thread so I have to post this picture as an antidote.
It's a Bonneville Scrambler and it's the first bike I've seen and then wanted, since 1996.
Tell me it is a mistake and why please.

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I bloody love that and would learn to ride motorbikes to be able to get one and ride it about but then probably wouldn't get one. Ace!!
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:27 am

They're ace but you want to bum David Beckham now, sadly. Also, the little plastic concertina boots over the forks are shit and remind me of my dad's Suzuki thing from the 80's.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:29 am

Il Duce wrote:There is too much gayness on this thread so I have to post this picture as an antidote.
It's a Bonneville Scrambler and it's the first bike I've seen and then wanted, since 1996.
Tell me it is a mistake and why please.

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Like.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Bodhi @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:29 am

Il Duce wrote:There is too much gayness on this thread so I have to post this picture as an antidote.
It's a Bonneville Scrambler and it's the first bike I've seen and then wanted, since 1996.
Tell me it is a mistake and why please.

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Well heart.

Is that the one David Beckham had in his 'look at me in the forest' documentary?
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:31 am

Yes.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:32 am

Disastrous wrote:Yes.


Oh.
In that case I need to look at something else.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Bodhi @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:33 am

Disastrous wrote:Yes.


That makes for a tight spot then. In theory I'd have one and look all ace and cool and a influential icon of our times, in reality I'd look more like a Dave from Peckham.

A right tight spot.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by WalMitty @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:51 am

Not the same, but that has reminded me: wasnt there someone on here who had a 125 that they had spent a fortune on making into their perfect bike?
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by NNK @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:51 am

I like that Triumph Scrambler, the tyres would be perfect for NZ roads too. Plus only 7 people here know who David Beckham is.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:54 am

WalMitty wrote:Not the same, but that has reminded me: wasnt there someone on here who had a 125 that they had spent a fortune on making into their perfect bike?

Was that the bike that cyberface was building?
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:55 am

It was a 250 if memory serves. Aprilia??
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:56 am

WalMitty wrote:Not the same, but that has reminded me: wasnt there someone on here who had a 125 that they had spent a fortune on making into their perfect bike?

Cyberface paid someone a fortune to turn a supermoto into a sportsbike and then had to sell it as he was skint. He'd promised me a ride on it when it was completed which I was really looking forward to but I never really understood the point of it really.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by WalMitty @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:58 am

Tokyo Sexwale wrote:
WalMitty wrote:Not the same, but that has reminded me: wasnt there someone on here who had a 125 that they had spent a fortune on making into their perfect bike?

Cyberface paid someone a fortune to turn a supermoto into a sportsbike and then had to sell it as he was skint. He'd promised me a ride on it when it was completed which I was really looking forward to but I never really understood the point of it really.


Oh. That's a shame, it sounded good on paper.
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:59 am

Bikemen, are there any other newish bikes out there like that Triumph?
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:03 am

Il Duce wrote:Bikemen, are there any other newish bikes out there like that Triumph?

You might like this:
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:08 am

Saw the Racer in town yesterday - never seen one in the flesh before and I can confirm that they are fcuking stunning things. Everyone Buy ONE!!!!!
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:09 am

not bad.

any more?
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:16 am

I don't like but you might
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Re: Which Ducati did I see?

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:18 am

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