An Old Man's Guide To Console Gaming

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Re: An Old Man's Guide To Console Gaming

Post by thekungfury @ Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:50 pm

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thekungfury wrote:Yeah make him kill a prostitute. Film it and you’ll go viral.

Eyeroll. Just like in real life, you don't HAVE to kill a prostitute, you just CAN kill a prostitute. It's an option.

It's hardly GTAV's fault you're obsessed with killing prostitutes Teeks.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MUM YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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Re: An Old Man's Guide To Console Gaming

Post by thekungfury @ Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:01 pm

Datho and I played Battle Royale together last night. We were awful. AWFUL
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Re: An Old Man's Guide To Console Gaming

Post by Damien Thorn @ Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:10 pm

I agree. It was a terrible shambles.
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Re: An Old Man's Guide To Console Gaming

Post by thekungfury @ Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:02 pm

Mercifully brief
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Re: An Old Man's Guide To Console Gaming

Post by Dirk @ Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:07 pm

Never heard that euphemism before

Good on you both for the brutal honesty though
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Re: An Old Man's Guide To Console Gaming

Post by Freddie @ Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:39 pm

Dirk wrote:Never heard that euphemism before

Good on you both for the brutal honesty though


Yes, well done Teeks and Damo. Perhaps a new - THE Official CTF Coming Out Thread - is needed?
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Re: An Old Man's Guide To Console Gaming

Post by Damien Thorn @ Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:24 pm

Fortnite is by a company called Epic Games. There is a tab on their launcher for their other products, and I downloaded another one yesterday. Another game, the new version of Unreal Tournament.

It is hilarious, an actual laughing out loud riot of destruction at breakneck speed. It reminds me of how FPS games used to be in the nineties before they all had to have characters and stories and everything. Which is the idea, I suppose.

Death matches are ten minutes, you vote on maps with the other players, and then you respawn two seconds after you're killed each time, until the timer runs out.

It's brilliant.

Anyway. It's free as well.
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