2 Jobs! - Altrincham - Software Sales, Development

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2 Jobs! - Altrincham - Software Sales, Development

Post by TheCaseAce @ Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:59 pm

Bit of a long shot this, but if anyone is interested in a job as either a salesperson, trainer or ASP developer, please PM me. We are moving to new premises in April so are able to recruit again now we have some space.

Hence we are currently looking for candidates and interviewing for these roles.

Post or PM if you have questions.

Based in Altrincham, nr Manchester.

Thanks!

edit: the training role was filled. Developer and sales still available though.
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Post by sonialondon @ Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:42 am

thanks for giving such kind of information regarding job vacancies ..........
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Post by mimi @ Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:54 am

what do you do when you're not busy spamming innocent websites, sonialondon?
I feel you're probably unfairly taken the piss out of, you're probably just a very nice lady who just happens to be made to do awful things.

I understand you so well. you see, the voices in my head always tell me what to do. right now, for instance, they're telling me to contact you directly, lull you into a false sense of security, pretend I'm interested in what you have to offer, and then BAM!, cut you up into tiny pieces and feed you to pigs.

so run along, lovely lady.
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Post by morebeanz @ Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:03 am

Just the right balance between cheerful and menacing, mimi! :hehe:
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Post by Turntable @ Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:13 am

Thanks TCA.
Would you mind if I didnt take either of your jobs please?
I dont really want them.
BUt thanks for the offer.
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Post by Strawman @ Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:46 am

Cleopatra got bitten by a horrible Asp.
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Post by Turntable @ Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:30 am

IIRC she deliberately made the asp bite her tit.
Pretty unfair to brand it 'horrible' because of it.
Gorgeous woman gets her tit out and pushes your face into it - what the hell are you going to do?
THe asp was normal.
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Post by Disastrous @ Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:43 am

Soulless ghoul.

I still heart that.
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Post by Dirk @ Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:57 pm

Turntable wrote:Gorgeous woman gets her tit out and pushes your face into it - what the hell are you going to do?

Well personally I wouldn't sink my teeth in, but I recognise that others on here have a different idea on that
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Post by Turntable @ Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:59 pm

Arthur Scherbius wrote:
Turntable wrote:Gorgeous woman gets her tit out and pushes your face into it - what the hell are you going to do?

Well personally I wouldn't sink my teeth in, but I recognise that others on here have a different idea on that



You wouldn't no, but I would imagine sex in the scheribus household involves folding clothes neatly beforehand!
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Post by WD40 @ Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:21 pm

Turntable wrote:
Arthur Scherbius wrote:
Turntable wrote:Gorgeous woman gets her tit out and pushes your face into it - what the hell are you going to do?

Well personally I wouldn't sink my teeth in, but I recognise that others on here have a different idea on that



You wouldn't no, but I would imagine sex in the scheribus household involves folding clothes neatly beforehand!


:hehe:
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