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Re: some food

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:57 am

DI Burnside wrote:I have to mention the first minute or so of the call, where I was trying to avoid saying "I'm that bloke from the internet that took the piss out of you corned beef pie" and ID was trying to avoid saying "I know exactly who you are and what you're talking about" when there was someone in the room with him, before him saying "Oh yeah, I'll transfer the call to my office".

Glad it's all sorted, but no it didn't take big balls, it was just the right thing to do.


Top work in getting it sorted both of you.
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Re: some food

Post by span @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:01 pm

Dibs and ID are my new favourites.

Dibs, you're brilliant for calling ID up. And ID, that was a really great post, I understand your point and admire you for being so open. I've just had the numbers back - apparently you're now testing well with millenials. :dunno:

ALSO, you and Dibs started by sending each other presents though you'd never met. THEN, you had a falling out - oh no! But Dibs made a Gesture, and ID responded beautifully and if anything it made him a better man. Now, I'm no expert in Christmas or romantic comedies (hah! Of course I am, in both!), but I'm pretty sure this has all the makings of a heartwarming festive tale.

The last scene will be Christmas Eve. Dibs and ID have never met, but Dibs sent a message saying he'll be in Cardiff on Christmas Eve, waiting outside the Capitol Shopping Centre.

He waits and waits, but as the crowds dwindle he starts to believe ID will never show up.

He bends down to pick up his little suitcase and - what's that? A flash of red scarf, the scent of that parmesan cheese... Dibs looks up and there is ID. Dibs' eyes brim with tears, and the two take each others' hands and walk wordlessly away.

"It's so important to make someone happy. Make just one someone happy. Make just one heart the heart you sing to....."

Oh, guys!!!!!
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Re: some food

Post by DI Burnside @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:03 pm

span wrote:Dibs and ID are my new favourites.

Dibs, you're brilliant for calling ID up. And ID, that was a really great post, I understand your point and admire you for being so open. I've just had the numbers back - apparently you're now testing well with millenials. :dunno:

ALSO, you and Dibs started by sending each other presents though you'd never met. THEN, you had a falling out - oh no! But Dibs made a Gesture, and ID responded beautifully and if anything it made him a better man. Now, I'm no expert in Christmas or romantic comedies (hah! Of course I am, in both!), but I'm pretty sure this has all the makings of a heartwarming festive tale.

The last scene will be Christmas Eve. Dibs and ID have never met, but Dibs sent a message saying he'll be in Cardiff on Christmas Eve, waiting outside the Capitol Shopping Centre.

He waits and waits, but as the crowds dwindle he starts to believe ID will never show up.

He bends down to pick up his little suitcase and - what's that? A flash of red scarf, the scent of that parmesan cheese... Dibs looks up and there is ID. Dibs' eyes brim with tears, and the two take each others' hands and walk wordlessly away.

"It's so important to make someone happy. Make just one someone happy. Make just one heart the heart you sing to....."

Oh, guys!!!!!


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Re: some food

Post by ttwiggy @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:04 pm

Yay! We're all friends again. Welcome home ID - let's kill the fatted lamb now.
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Re: some food

Post by DI Burnside @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:05 pm

ttwiggy wrote:Yay! We're all friends again. Welcome home ID - let's kill the fatted lamb now.


For some porchetta ?
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Re: some food

Post by spast1kunt @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:06 pm

That's a lovely post span. Just one thing though, is the scent of parmesan coming off ID because he's carrying cheese with him or is it off his bellend/feet?
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Re: some food

Post by ttwiggy @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:12 pm

DI Burnside wrote:
ttwiggy wrote:Yay! We're all friends again. Welcome home ID - let's kill the fatted lamb now.


For some porchetta ?


Exactly!
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Re: some food

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:29 pm

Massive laugh at Spanga.


When DIB's phoned he sounded like a cnut who's been pestering me to sell me business insurance. I'd told him only to contact me via email. I was one second away from using all of my stored up swearing. Just imagine if I had.
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Re: some food

Post by DI Burnside @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:44 pm

Yeah ? Well you sounded like Tom Jones' grandson !
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Re: some food

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:11 pm

DI Burnside wrote:Yeah ? Well you sounded like Tom Jones' grandson !


Yeah? And you sounded like Chas and Dave. Bumming each other. Dry.
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Re: some food

Post by Disastrous @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:14 pm

This thread is disgusting!

Missed it all earlier but it’s like fcuking Love Actually!

ID, glad you’re not gone but what a bender Dibs is (despite it being the right thing I suppose). I better not hear another jibe about backing down after this Colossal Christmas Burnside!
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Re: some food

Post by CJ+ @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:15 pm

Il Duce wrote:
DI Burnside wrote:Yeah ? Well you sounded like Tom Jones' grandson !


Yeah? And you sounded like Chas and Dave. Bumming each other. Dry.

This is the part of Span's story (which she inexplicably left out) where you two go into a public toilet together and bum each other unconscious, yes?
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Re: some food

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:26 pm

CJ+ wrote:
Il Duce wrote:
DI Burnside wrote:Yeah ? Well you sounded like Tom Jones' grandson !


Yeah? And you sounded like Chas and Dave. Bumming each other. Dry.

This is the part of Span's story (which she inexplicably left out) where you two go into a public toilet together and bum each other unconscious, yes?


FFS! Are you trying to complete to a christmas miracle story?
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Re: some food

Post by Damien Thorn @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:30 pm

Hooray for people being sensible and grown up. I'm ignoring the bumming.
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Re: some food

Post by CJ+ @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:34 pm

Il Duce wrote:
CJ+ wrote:
Il Duce wrote:
DI Burnside wrote:Yeah ? Well you sounded like Tom Jones' grandson !


Yeah? And you sounded like Chas and Dave. Bumming each other. Dry.

This is the part of Span's story (which she inexplicably left out) where you two go into a public toilet together and bum each other unconscious, yes?


FFS! Are you trying to complete to a christmas miracle story?

It's a challenging wank, I must admit.
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Re: some food

Post by Doctor Congo @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:02 pm

Jesus Christ, just caught up with this thread! Well done dibs and id. I had to look up doxxing too as I’m well old.
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Re: some food

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:04 pm

I'm happy to take the full credit in getting this whole thing sorted.

I'm not a hero though, just a man.
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Re: some food

Post by Clown Ice Skater #4 @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:06 pm

OMG! I've been busy today and only just saw the beautiful making up between Dibs and ID. Top work.

I love you all.

<group hug>
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Re: some food

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:33 pm

Clown Ice Skater #4 wrote:OMG! I've been busy today and only just saw the beautiful making up between Dibs and ID. Top work.

I love you all.

<group hug>



Was it just me that copped a feel of her tit?
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Re: some food

Post by Deuteronomy @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:36 pm

span wrote:Dibs and ID are my new favourites.

Dibs, you're brilliant for calling ID up. And ID, that was a really great post, I understand your point and admire you for being so open. I've just had the numbers back - apparently you're now testing well with millenials. :dunno:

ALSO, you and Dibs started by sending each other presents though you'd never met. THEN, you had a falling out - oh no! But Dibs made a Gesture, and ID responded beautifully and if anything it made him a better man. Now, I'm no expert in Christmas or romantic comedies (hah! Of course I am, in both!), but I'm pretty sure this has all the makings of a heartwarming festive tale.

The last scene will be Christmas Eve. Dibs and ID have never met, but Dibs sent a message saying he'll be in Cardiff on Christmas Eve, waiting outside the Capitol Shopping Centre.

He waits and waits, but as the crowds dwindle he starts to believe ID will never show up.

He bends down to pick up his little suitcase and - what's that? A flash of red scarf, the scent of that parmesan cheese... Dibs looks up and there is ID. Dibs' eyes brim with tears, and the two take each others' hands and walk wordlessly away.

"It's so important to make someone happy. Make just one someone happy. Make just one heart the heart you sing to....."

Oh, guys!!!!!


Alright Richard Curtis!
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Re: some food

Post by Dirk @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:07 pm

Il Duce wrote:
Clown Ice Skater #4 wrote:OMG! I've been busy today and only just saw the beautiful making up between Dibs and ID. Top work.

I love you all.

<group hug>



Was it just me that copped a feel of her tit?

I'm only confessing to an "inappropriate hug"
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Re: some food

Post by Greg66 @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:48 pm

fcuking hell. I missed all this.

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No? Oh well, sod you both then.

Now, has Rodders gone, been arrested, gone on holiday, or embarked on a gender reassignment? Or a combination of some of those?

When was he last seen, and with whom? Because person's probably the killer...
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Re: some food

Post by DI Burnside @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:07 pm

Il Duce wrote:Was it just me that copped a feel of her tit?


That was mine you idiot !
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Re: some food

Post by Il Duce @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:10 pm

DI Burnside wrote:
Il Duce wrote:Was it just me that copped a feel of her tit?


That was mine you idiot !


Hmmm that's awkward.
Not because of my error but because you were either aroused or you have a lump you should have checked.
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Re: some food

Post by DI Burnside @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:11 pm

It’s cold
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Re: some food

Post by Dirk @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:12 pm

Well clearly this has turned into the gayest thread on CTF since Stuart woke up with a blank memory, more money than he started the evening with, and a new found ability to sing falsetto. But the thread is all the better for it. I do believe it needs commemorating, personally I think "Corned beef pie" should be the new CTF euphemism for gay sex
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Re: some food

Post by Clown Ice Skater #4 @ Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:17 pm

Dirk wrote:
Il Duce wrote:
Clown Ice Skater #4 wrote:OMG! I've been busy today and only just saw the beautiful making up between Dibs and ID. Top work.

I love you all.

<group hug>



Was it just me that copped a feel of her tit?

I'm only confessing to an "inappropriate hug"


I’m sorry, but that was Dib’s ‘tip’ you felt.
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Re: some food

Post by Strawman @ Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:38 pm

Bone Broth and Coffee in one disgusting drink (probably I've not tasted it)

https://www.brubroth.com/products/broffee-bone-broth

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Re: some food

Post by spast1kunt @ Fri Dec 01, 2017 6:25 pm

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Re: some food

Post by Strawman @ Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:23 am

How to fake your imaginary restaurant to get the highest rated spot in London on Tripadvisor

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/434g ... etwitteruk
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