Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

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Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:49 am

Please play this exciting new game!

Rules:

1. Eat something beginning with a letter of the alphabet;
2. Post a picture of the half-eaten foodstuff on here as proof;
3. Go through the alphabet in order. Once a food letter has been posted move on to the next letter;
4. Do not duplicate a letter;
5. 10 points awarded for first to post a food letter food;
6. 10 points deducted for posting a food letter food after someone else has posted that food letter food;
7. Judge's decision is FINAL;
8. I am THE JUDGE.


For example:

I post a half-eaten apple. Rod gets 10 pts.

Dis posts a half-eaten banana. Dis gets 10 points.

Ceej posts a half-eaten bacon butty. Ceej loses 10 points.


Go on then
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:52 am

We're neck and neck at 10 points apiece Rod!

Look at Ceej with his bacon butty! Haha!
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:01 pm

I can't stand apples!

What else begins with A?

Asparagus!

Wait there.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:06 pm

I am having an aranciata rosso drink. Helpful?
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by thekungfury @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:16 pm

I knew stockpiling quinoa and xanthan gum was a good idea
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:17 pm

Tokyo Sexwale wrote:I am having an aranciata rosso drink. Helpful?


Sorry pal I'm going to have to stand my ground here. Foodstuffs only I'm afraid, but thanks for trying to join in you complete spaz.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Tokyo Sexwale @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:23 pm

Yeah?
>pushes table over<

Alphabetacalise that, you cnut!!!
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:26 pm

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!

Grab him lads!



PIN DOWN!!!!
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Il Duce @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:30 pm

I just ate one of each letter so I win.

Here is photographic proof.












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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:50 pm

Yellow card for ID.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:01 pm

I like anchovies and I have some at home.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by CJ+ @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:03 pm

Tokyo Sexwale wrote:I am having an aranciata rosso drink. Helpful?

Quite the statement you're making, there.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Aesgarth @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:03 pm

Il Duce wrote:I just ate one of each letter so I win.

Here is photographic proof.












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I'd have thought this was more your style...

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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by CJ+ @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:04 pm

Disastrous wrote:We're neck and neck at 10 points apiece Rod!

Look at Ceej with his bacon butty! Haha!

You've got a banana and I've got a bacon sandwich.

Not sure why you're laughing, tbh.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:09 pm

CJ+ wrote:
Disastrous wrote:We're neck and neck at 10 points apiece Rod!

Look at Ceej with his bacon butty! Haha!

You've got a banana and I've got a bacon sandwich.

Not sure why you're laughing, tbh.



>holds up blank sheet of paper and marker pen<

>writes on paper<

>holds it up camera<

CJ: -10

>makes finger pistol at camera<

>mouths "booooooooom"<

Fin.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:10 pm

Chill your beans boys, no-one has posted a picture yet so we're still on the starting blocks.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by CJ+ @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:11 pm

Oh, you're trying to win Rod's competition.

Now, there's something I do not wish to compete for.

I can only imagine what will happen to you if Rod decides to award you his "Gentleman's First Prize".

All over your upturned and grateful face.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:15 pm

I do not like aubergine.

But I DO like apple pie!
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:19 pm

Rod Rammage wrote:
Dis posts a half-eaten banana. Dis gets 10 points.




How about YOU chill YOUR fcuking beans!!??
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:21 pm

Disastrous wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:
Dis posts a half-eaten banana. Dis gets 10 points.




How about YOU chill YOUR fcuking beans!!??


You crazy scotch.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:21 pm

Yellow card for Dis.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:31 pm

Rod Rammage wrote:Yellow card for Dis.



>snatches it out of Rod's hand<

>mimes 'wiping arse' with it<

>tears it up in front of Rod's face and then spits on ground at his feet<

What??
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:37 pm

<fingers red card in top pocket>
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:41 pm

Rod Rammage wrote:<fingers red card in top pocket>



>notices<

I fcuking dare you.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:42 pm

Disastrous wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:<fingers red card in top pocket>



>notices<

I fcuking dare you.


<wags finger>

<starts withdrawing red card from pocket>
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:05 pm

Rod Rammage wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:<fingers red card in top pocket>



>notices<

I fcuking dare you.


<wags finger>

<starts withdrawing red card from pocket>



>darts forward suddenly, clamping teeth round Rod's finger, severing it from his hand<

That's 'F' for 'fcuk your fcuking finger, you fat fcuk' sorted...

>strolls off, exuding insouciance<
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:14 pm

RED CARD FOR DIS.
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:19 pm

>turns and gives Rod the finger, with his own finger<

"Your card's only red because your stump's bled all over it mate, hahahaha!"

>continues walking off<
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:22 pm

Right everyone, ignore him. Back to the game.

<blows whistle>



<bleeds>

<looks wistfully over shoulder at Dis leaving>

<wipes eyes with bloody stumps>
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Re: Eat the alphabet challenge!!!

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:35 pm

Disastrous wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:
Disastrous wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:<fingers red card in top pocket>



>notices<

I fcuking dare you.


<wags finger>

<starts withdrawing red card from pocket>



>darts forward suddenly, clamping teeth round Rod's finger, severing it from his hand<

That's 'F' for 'fcuk your fcuking finger, you fat fcuk' sorted...

>strolls off, exuding insouciance<


Fcuking hell! All right Gollum!
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