Worst Christmas song of all time ?

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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by thekungfury @ Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:47 pm

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Where nothing ever grows - tell me about it, my courgette crop was shit this year
No rain nor river flows - taking the piss out of Cockermouth, bit distasteful


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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by thekungfury @ Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:09 pm

Might have found a winner to the best and worst Christmas song.

Santa Claus has got the AIDS

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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Me. @ Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:20 am

All of them.
It's supposed to be a time of joy, not being assaulted by shit songs made up so that shit artists can retire and coin it every December. I am convinced that the reason that this time of year has the most suicides is due to people having Stanley knives in their cars when Micheal Buble is playing.
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:42 am

Haha you misery! We have Michael Buble's Christmas cd playing in the house now.
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by CJ+ @ Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:46 am

Damien Thorn wrote:Haha you misery! We have Michael Buble's Christmas cd playing in the house now.

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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Damien Thorn @ Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:50 am

CJ+ wrote:
Damien Thorn wrote:Haha you misery! We have Michael Buble's Christmas cd playing in the house now.

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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Clown Ice Skater #4 @ Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:30 am

If only Slade and Wizzard had been scooped up by Operation Yewtree.
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by CJ+ @ Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:32 am

Clown Ice Skater #4 wrote:If only Slade and Wizzard had been scooped up by Operation Yewtree.

There's plenty of time yet.

Look how close they got to Sir Cliff "there's a laptop in my underground secret room (that they didn't find), the contents of which would make your very soul bleed" Richard.
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Doctor Congo @ Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:34 am

Funnily enough there's a Christmas song by Rolf Harris "the Christmas Pig" which I used to think was funny, now it all sounds wrong....
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by thekungfury @ Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:31 am

Damien Thorn wrote:Haha you misery! We have Michael Buble's Christmas cd playing in the house now.

Same. Muppet Christmas Carol later.

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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Strawman @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:05 pm

Sorry to unseasonally resurrect this thread but I've just heard a new strong contender and wanted to share it with you all, see if you can listen to the end without vomiting.

Original video page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq_ZSaDHI2M
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Disastrous @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:09 pm

Did this make the list before??

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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Strawman @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:12 pm

She's got the moves, I wonder who did the choreography.
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by foo @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:27 pm

That is spectacularly bad, and they went to the trouble of making a video too.
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Otto Sump @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:29 pm

We're doing Christmas songs. In July?
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by tanglerat @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:38 pm

Otto Sump wrote:We're doing Christmas songs. In July?



ONLY 170 DAYS TO GO!
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by HappyGoLucky @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:51 pm

Otto Sump wrote:We're doing Christmas songs. In July?

Walked the dogs along the beach last weekend and some fcuker was playing "I wish it could be Christmas everyday" cnut!
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by S1K @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:18 pm

As far as Jan Terri's Christmas songs go, I think I prefer Wock and Woll Santa

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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Otto Sump @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:45 pm

tanglerat wrote:
Otto Sump wrote:We're doing Christmas songs. In July?



ONLY 170 DAYS TO GO!


fcuk OFF
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Re: Worst Christmas song of all time ?

Post by Hooli @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:07 pm

Otto Sump wrote:
tanglerat wrote:
Otto Sump wrote:We're doing Christmas songs. In July?



ONLY 170 DAYS TO GO!


fcuk OFF


I second that.
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