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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by Strawman @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:36 pm

I hope not

Baby Huey wrote:I heard some guy from an Orangutan rescue organization on the radio the other day. He was saying that some orangutans had been rescued from working as hookers. Has anybody heard of this, or even used their services. Not that I'm interested, but apparently they are fully shaved.
At least they wouldn't run off with your wallet.
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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by Deuteronomy @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:22 pm

Strawman wrote:I hope not

Baby Huey wrote:I heard some guy from an Orangutan rescue organization on the radio the other day. He was saying that some orangutans had been rescued from working as hookers. Has anybody heard of this, or even used their services. Not that I'm interested, but apparently they are fully shaved.
At least they wouldn't run off with your wallet.


Thank goodness!
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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:30 pm

Strawman wrote:I hope not

Baby Huey wrote:I heard some guy from an Orangutan rescue organization on the radio the other day. He was saying that some orangutans had been rescued from working as hookers. Has anybody heard of this, or even used their services. Not that I'm interested, but apparently they are fully shaved.
At least they wouldn't run off with your wallet.



Imagine the chance to tick shagging a shaven orangutang off your list.
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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by DI Burnside @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:45 pm

Rod Rammage wrote:
Strawman wrote:I hope not

Baby Huey wrote:I heard some guy from an Orangutan rescue organization on the radio the other day. He was saying that some orangutans had been rescued from working as hookers. Has anybody heard of this, or even used their services. Not that I'm interested, but apparently they are fully shaved.
At least they wouldn't run off with your wallet.



Imagine the chance to tick shagging a shaven orangutang off your list.


Moley's other half has !
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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by Il Duce @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:46 pm

DI Burnside wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:
Strawman wrote:I hope not

Baby Huey wrote:I heard some guy from an Orangutan rescue organization on the radio the other day. He was saying that some orangutans had been rescued from working as hookers. Has anybody heard of this, or even used their services. Not that I'm interested, but apparently they are fully shaved.
At least they wouldn't run off with your wallet.



Imagine the chance to tick shagging a shaven orangutang off your list.


Moley's other half has !

massive laugh
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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by Dirk @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:54 pm

Should we be worried that ID knows Moley is shaven?
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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by Il Duce @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:58 pm

Dirk wrote:Should we be worried that ID knows Moley is shaven?


Based on hearsay.
Like you being a Dick not a Dirk.
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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by Rod Rammage @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:02 pm

DI Burnside wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:
Strawman wrote:I hope not

Baby Huey wrote:I heard some guy from an Orangutan rescue organization on the radio the other day. He was saying that some orangutans had been rescued from working as hookers. Has anybody heard of this, or even used their services. Not that I'm interested, but apparently they are fully shaved.
At least they wouldn't run off with your wallet.



Imagine the chance to tick shagging a shaven orangutang off your list.


Moley's other half has !


Laugh. You are on fire lately dibbers.
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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by DI Burnside @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:06 pm

Rod Rammage wrote:
DI Burnside wrote:
Rod Rammage wrote:
Strawman wrote:I hope not

Baby Huey wrote:I heard some guy from an Orangutan rescue organization on the radio the other day. He was saying that some orangutans had been rescued from working as hookers. Has anybody heard of this, or even used their services. Not that I'm interested, but apparently they are fully shaved.
At least they wouldn't run off with your wallet.



Imagine the chance to tick shagging a shaven orangutang off your list.


Moley's other half has !


Laugh. You are on fire lately dibbers.


Just not in the same way as moley's head
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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by Baby Huey @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:43 pm

Strawman wrote:I hope not

Baby Huey wrote:I heard some guy from an Orangutan rescue organization on the radio the other day. He was saying that some orangutans had been rescued from working as hookers. Has anybody heard of this, or even used their services. Not that I'm interested, but apparently they are fully shaved.
At least they wouldn't run off with your wallet.





I hope nobody thinks this is the reason I haven't posted for nine years.
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Re: Hello, and long time no see!

Post by Strawman @ Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:09 pm

:rofl: as if you'd admit to it.
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