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Hello! Another PH outcast comes through the door.

Post by Eddie Strohacker @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:32 pm

One too many nose tweakings saw me, via the ever consistent mod policy, shown the door. Although I maintain it was fully worth it to get under the skin of some of those middle manager IT guys who haunt the news section praying for the Ayran renaissance. Anyway, I'm new here, must get off on the right foot & be all polite like :)
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Post by Strawman @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:36 pm

Welcome, you can be rude and offensive here, we mostly are. No Aryans here AFAIK, or even kippers.
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Post by ttwiggy @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:03 pm

Hello Eddie. The advantage of this place is that you get to call a cnut a cnut.

But it's more than just a PH outcasts' hangout, so contribute to all threads now!
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Post by Eddie Strohacker @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:06 pm

Ah Twiggy. I see you're still doing the Lord's work over there. Keep it up. There are no prizes, no one will ever thank you, but you will have the after glow that comes from eloquently pointing out a cnut is a cnut.
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Post by ttwiggy @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:08 pm

I had been avoiding PH by and large but I got dragged into the Tommy Robinson thread by the sheer awfulness of it.
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Post by Freddie @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:17 pm

Oh oh, PH/DDD cnut grade alert.
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Post by Greg66 @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:22 pm

Welcome Eddie. It is much nicer over here mainly because we are not infested with Deltas and Epsilons armed with keyboards. Post lots, be funny.
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Post by Dirk @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:36 pm

Start with the flash fiction competition, lets see what you are made of
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Post by Il Duce @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:41 pm

Hello newboy. Prove yourself not to be a cvvnt or fvck off.


And that's how you keep this place free of DDD's
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Post by Eddie Strohacker @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:48 pm

Before I fvck off like a cnut, what's a DDD?

Fvcking new guys.
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Post by Käsemeister @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:56 pm

Basically a massive tit.
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Post by Il Duce @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:58 pm

Käsemeister wrote:Basically a massive tit.


You should have said tw@t because while most people like a massive tit, a massive tw@t is no use to anyone.
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Post by Käsemeister @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:00 pm

This is true, but it’d have ruined the jokegma
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Post by tanglerat @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:01 pm

Dirk wrote:Start with the flash fiction competition, lets see what you are made of


Good idea. Someone bully him till he squeals like a girl and does it.
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Post by Eddie Strohacker @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:16 pm

You fellas are alright!
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Post by Dirk @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:22 pm

Eddie,
Go to "Nervy's Culture Club" subforum
Then "Book chat"
Then "Flash fiction"

You will notice the current competition is to write a story in <=300 words with the title "Rocking the Boat"

Write one and enter it.

Otherwise:
We will feed you ID's specialità della casa.
We will track down Rod and offer you to him as his sex toy
We will give you to Tokyo for use as his patient
We will make you TT's assistant in a dangerous DIY job

So just fcuking do it
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Post by moleamol @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:31 pm

Eddie Strohacker wrote:Before I fvck off like a cnut, what's a DDD?

Fvcking new guys.

You can swear over here fella, the autocorrect changes it enough. Only so search engines don't get us banned from workplaces. Watch out for the moderator though, he's an incredibly handsome cnut.
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Post by Turntable @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:07 pm

Hello and welcome,
Reading through some of these welcomes you could be forgiven for thinking this is the most cringeworthy forum in the history of mankind.
In reality its just a bunch of normal people for whom PH is a bit too right wing and low-iq nowadays.
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Post by S1K @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:16 pm

Hello Eddie.
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Post by Eddie Strohacker @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:31 pm

Turntable wrote:Hello and welcome,
Reading through some of these welcomes you could be forgiven for thinking this is the most cringeworthy forum in the history of mankind.
In reality its just a bunch of normal people for whom PH is a bit too right wing and low-iq nowadays.

I get that & I'm grateful nonetheless for the clarification. I also agree wholeheartedly. I got myself in trouble over there by - and I'm sure Ttwiggy would agree - putting a bit of stick about with the worst of the goading old reactionary gammons when I always knew better but gave in to that irksome sense of right & wrong.

Dirk, I'll think something up, although to be clear, some of the forfeits are nothing less than sorely tempting.
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Post by manfromdelmonte @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:14 pm

Dirk wrote:We will track down Rod and offer you to him as his sex toy

Eddie Strohacker wrote:Dirk, I'll think something up, although to be clear, some of the forfeits are nothing less than sorely tempting.


Christ!
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Post by Doctor Congo @ Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:11 pm

Eddie Strohacker wrote:
Turntable wrote:Hello and welcome,
Reading through some of these welcomes you could be forgiven for thinking this is the most cringeworthy forum in the history of mankind.
In reality its just a bunch of normal people for whom PH is a bit too right wing and low-iq nowadays.

I get that & I'm grateful nonetheless for the clarification. I also agree wholeheartedly. I got myself in trouble over there by - and I'm sure Ttwiggy would agree - putting a bit of stick about with the worst of the goading old reactionary gammons when I always knew better but gave in to that irksome sense of right & wrong.

Dirk, I'll think something up, although to be clear, some of the forfeits are nothing less than sorely tempting.


Awlright Eddie, 968 here.
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Post by Damien Thorn @ Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:27 am

Hello Eddie. Post lots.
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Post by CJ+ @ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:29 am

Damien Thorn wrote:Hello Eddie. Post lots.
And not just in this thread, either!

Also, hello Eddie.
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Post by Baby Huey @ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:51 am

Ahoy hoy Eddie.

Strange how it’s the reasonable people that get banned from PH.
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Post by Darthdeathdealer @ Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:25 am

Eddie Strohacker wrote:You fellas are alright!



No they’re not, they’re a bunch of fvcking Cnuts, not the good sort either, more the clap ridden, blue waffle sort.
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Post by Eddie Strohacker @ Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:40 am

Roger that. Still feeling at home :hehe:

Srsly, thanks for the welcome - beats the shit out of the other place.
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Post by Il Duce @ Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:24 am

At least now you know what a DDD is.
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Post by Clown Ice Skater #4 @ Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:14 pm

Hello Stro.
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Post by span @ Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:37 pm

Hi Eddie!! Hope you like it and stick around!
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