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Fcuking tremendous news!

Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 4:34 pm

Right, we've been in our current house for 8 years now and our broadband is properly shit, for a long time it was around 2 meg.

When we bought the place Openreach said that the exchange would be fibre provisioned within 6 months, they kept saying this for 6 years. They then said it was not economically viable, as you can imagine this news was not well received.

Following that and a year or so of constant complaints they re-cabled my connection in the exchange and manged to scrape another meg together, bringing our capacity to just under 3 meg.

This was is enough for streaming, but only if we don't use it for anything else at the same time - it didn't stop me complaining however.

Due to the nature of my work I can keep an eye on fibre WAN provisioning, imagine my delight when I realised that with a few favours here and there a minor diversion could be put in place for one of the main trunks.

Mine will be the only house for MILES that will have fibre, not only that but actual fibre-to-premises as well. This means I can get 1Gbps upload/download (in theory) and due to the nature of the connection it'll pretty much be uncontested.

The only slight problem I'll face will be the provisioning, as the traffic will be managed by a back-haul provider, not necessarily a service provider. That's tomorrow's problem (well, the early part of next year as it'll probably take about 3 months to light the fibre).

Look, here they are earlier today putting the ducting in, they even asked me exactly where I want it to come up by the gates!

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Post by Strawman @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 4:46 pm

Great

Deuteronomy wrote: imagine my delight when I realised that with a few favours here and there a minor diversion could be put in place for one of the main trunks.


This sounds properly grim though,
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Post by Bodhi @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 4:51 pm

Oh Deuts I thought this was going to be genuine tremendous news - like you'd made up with Mother or done something to benefit mankind.

Quite selfish really.
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Post by Pigeon @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:07 pm

I think it's going to piss with rain soon.
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Post by Doctor Congo @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:10 pm

Well done Doots that's always surprisingly good news when it happens!
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Post by Greg66 @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:18 pm

What are those two undernourished and lonely looking hedges on your lawn for please?
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Post by Il Duce @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:26 pm

I've given up waiting for fibre BB.

My EE 4g runs at 25-30 so BT can shove their BB up their BUMBUM.
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Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:28 pm

Greg66 wrote:What are those two undernourished and lonely looking hedges on your lawn for please?


They're box balls, they're opposite what's going to be the laurel arch into the orchard.

Eventually there's going to be a paths and a partaire on the front lawn, at the moment she's (wife) still designing it and has planted them to be markers to orientate things.

(All the hedging has only been in a few years as we're putting back what was originally here)
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Post by Greg66 @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:58 pm

Hmm. Posh.

But the fact that you can recite all that makes you very gay, Doots.

You understand that that's just how things are, right?
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Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:08 pm

Greg66 wrote:Hmm. Posh.

But the fact that you can recite all that makes you very gay, Doots.

You understand that that's just how things are, right?


Bitch, please.
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Post by Dirk @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:02 pm

Spooky coincidence*

6 months after fibre was supposedly brought within reach, after much arguing, swearing, use of ombudsmen and the like, they blew fibre to my house this very same day.

So another week or two to connect to the hub and we should have 200Mb/s so you will (almost) all be my bitches, bandwidth wise. No pictures though because not so gay,


* not spooky at all
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Post by thekungfury @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:01 pm

Bless. They're so adorable these country bumpkins.
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Post by Dirk @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:29 pm

thekungfury wrote:Bless. They're so adorable these country bumpkins.

Hah,
I will piss on your townie 35Mb/s bandwidth

Eventually
If BT get their act together
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Post by CJ+ @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:50 pm

Dirk wrote:
thekungfury wrote:Bless. They're so adorable these country bumpkins.

Hah,
I will piss on your townie 35Mb/s bandwidth

Eventually
If BT get their act together

ETA: I'm on the cheap tariff.

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Post by thekungfury @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:55 pm

35Mbps? What, is it 2012 now?
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Post by Dirk @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:58 pm

thekungfury wrote:35Mbps? What, is it 2012 now?

I chose 35Mb/s for a reason

http://www.chew-the-fat.org.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1083076#p1083076

thekungfury wrote:Phone signal also reasonable here

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May 2017, not 2012
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Post by CJ+ @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:11 pm

Dirk wrote: we should have 200Mb/s

I thought BT topped out at 76?
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Post by Dirk @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:46 pm

CJ+ wrote:
Dirk wrote: we should have 200Mb/s

I thought BT topped out at 76?

Not for fttp
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Post by moleamol @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:29 pm

Dirk wrote:
thekungfury wrote:35Mbps? What, is it 2012 now?

I chose 35Mb/s for a reason

http://www.chew-the-fat.org.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1083076#p1083076

thekungfury wrote:Phone signal also reasonable here

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May 2017, not 2012

That was his phone.
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Post by thekungfury @ Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:32 pm

If only he'd scrolled up 5 posts in his smartarse link
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Post by CJ+ @ Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:45 am

Come on, it's not like it says "Vodafone" on it or anything.
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Post by CJ+ @ Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:59 am

Dirk wrote:
CJ+ wrote:
Dirk wrote: we should have 200Mb/s

I thought BT topped out at 76?

Not for fttp

I've just looked at the price list for BT fttp

You must really want your high-definition grot-on-demand.
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Post by Käsemeister @ Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:18 am

I'll be interested to hear how you two get on. We've had fibre in the road here since the year dot but a combination of suppliers refusing to connect to it and the insane costs even if they did has stalled it all hence the microwave connections.
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Post by Dirk @ Sat Sep 09, 2017 4:22 pm

CJ+ wrote:
Dirk wrote:
CJ+ wrote:
Dirk wrote: we should have 200Mb/s

I thought BT topped out at 76?

Not for fttp

I've just looked at the price list for BT fttp

You must really want your high-definition grot-on-demand.


That it or 1Mb/s here.

Missed that teeks one was on his mobile. Ah wel. Still be glad yo get faster here
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Post by CJ+ @ Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:09 pm

Dirk wrote:
That it or 1Mb/s here.

>towniesmirk<
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Post by Dirk @ Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:47 pm

CJ+ wrote:
Dirk wrote:
That it or 1Mb/s here.

>towniesmirk<

yeah. Give you that one
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Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pm

I've finally managed to get Gigaclear to agree to provision FTTP after months and months of them claiming there wasn't any ducting to my house. (This might be my fault given the detour)

Anyway...

I'm going to start with 200Mbs and see how we get on, if it's not enough one phone call will have it at ~1Gbs

Should only be another couple of weeks, shocked to see it's a year since the ducting went in - it's been quite an effort so far...
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Post by Greg66 @ Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:46 pm

I'm struggling to imagine what is going to overtax a 200Mbps line. Multiple 4K porn streams perhaps?

What will these youngsters think of next, I wonder? I don't know...
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Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:03 pm

Greg66 wrote:I'm struggling to imagine what is going to overtax a 200Mbps line. Multiple 4K porn streams perhaps?

What will these youngsters think of next, I wonder? I don't know...


Yeah, I know - after such shit speeds for so long I want 1Gbs more than I need 1Gbs

I'm sure 200Mbs will be fine and will save myself £22 per month.
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Post by Deuteronomy @ Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:41 pm

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Oooo yeah!
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